Feeling a bit lonely. I'd rather be home.

This is one reason.

Bunch of under-achieving, power-mad bureaucrats who don't know their assess from their elbows. I hate these guys. What a (even more)worthless part of the government.

Starting next year, I-94 Visa Waiver travelers will have to register online with DHS before visiting.

Given our track record at keep records safe and secure, this should be just fine. No problems what so ever. Riiiiiiight.