Stolen. Thanks Jimmy!
01. What is your favorite word?
Nonchalant.
02. What is your least favorite word?
Well, it's a word that I don't say (or type)... I'll give you a hint, though: It begins with an "N." Now, for words that I actually will say, my least favorite is "pussy." That word is just so gross to me (and not because of its implications, either). I mean, the word "cunt" doesn't bug me all that much, as it's primarily used as an insult, and it's a very hard sounding word (thus adding to the insult effect). Yeah, hard sounding words, it makes sense. That's why "fuck" and "shit" sound so much better than "damn" or "hell." And that's also why "dammit" sounds SO much better than simply "damn." It's got hard consonants in it, whereas "pussy" just sounds soft and sloppy no matter how the word is used. Gross word.
03. What inspires creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Everything inspires me. I'm not kidding, and this isn't a cop out answer.
04. What turns you off?
Rudeness, irritating arrogance, pollution, littering for that matter, chewing with your mouth open, smacking gum, blatant stupidity, complete disregard for the rules of english grammar.
05. What is your favorite curse word?
Shit. It's like the innocent bad-word. No, think about it: In casual conversation you can slip in "shit" without someone noticing very easily, as long as they aren't a hardcore goodiegoodie who is actively looking for you to slip up with a "sin." Most people won't even catch it if you don't really swear a lot in the conversation, you know? Here's a quick analysis of the cuss words:
Damn: Hardly considered a curse word at all. This one is your general softcore swear word that is usually used for exclaimations. Nobody jumps at the sound of it, and the only person it sounds awkward coming from is a seven year old.
Hell: In the same league as Damn. Weak, under the radar cuss word. Even the seven year old could get away with this one.
Bitch: One of the three "hard" swear words. Usually used to express anger, dislike, or other negative implications. As such, it isn't as flexable as the other two hard swear words. However, as one of the hardies it can turn some heads (a definate plus).
Shit: Another of the three "hard" swear words. This is a flexable cuss word as it is usually used to replace "crap," "stuff," or "things." Easy to work into casual conversation and not normally caught. It can also be used to make more powerful statments (I.E. "Bullshit!") and functions very well as it is a "hard" word. Not quite as many uses as "Fuck" though.
Fuck: The last of the "Hard" swear words. This is an increadibly versatile word and can be used in countless gramatical positions (a verb, a noun, an adjetive, the subject of a sentance, etc). It's only downside is that it is considered the most vulgar of all the swear words. Did you know that it is the ONLY word that can net a movie an R rating if used properly? That's right, say it once in the rigth context and your movie is rated R. (That context is in fact referring to sex. Example: "Baby, I wanna fuck you so hard right now.")
06. What sound or noise do you love?
Ambient sounds, mostly. If things get too quiet I tend to fill the void with my own voice, and that's not always great.
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Whistling. I fucking hate the sound of people whistling. I swear to god I want to attack people who whistle.
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Teaching.
09. What profession would you not like to do?
Teaching in a school that actually uses Chalk Boards. I hate the feel of chalk... it grosses me out.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Jesus titty fucking Christ, did you HAVE to make a mockery of human existance?", "Psych! Now get your ass out of here.", or "Wait, you're white? Oh *man*, this whole time I've been telling Stephanie that you were Mongolian! Stephanie from Human Resources... Red hair, bad make-up? You know who I'm talking about. Wait, who the hell *are* you? For that matter, who the hell am I? Wow, I need to pick a new Religion."