Ohio is the new Florida
I had a dream about Creation last night. All I can see is God's face moving over that of the water. As He passes, forms in the ocean are illuminated. They swim away from the light in fear, issuing only hints of their ghastly shape. He travels faster and faster, His robe begins to flap violently as shadows close in behind Him. Then Ben Affleck starts flying right beside Him. In a burst of luminescence, God shifts into hundreds of birds and flies into the cloudy night sky. 3 seconds of silence, then He reemerges from the thunderhead and attacks Ben Affleck head on. The scene cuts away right before impact. This is the trailer for Daredevil 3 (even though 2 isn't even out yet) apparently, because that's what the movie voice told me before the cutaway to the new logo. Colin Farrell is in it too, and he's not Jesus.
Holy shit I wish I was joking.
Holy shit I wish I was joking.