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Fic: Lois & Clark's Wedding is Cancelled;It Must Be Saturday(1/1) Lois/Clark [Smallville] Rated Teen

May 16, 2011 13:08

TITLE: Lois & Clark's Wedding is Cancelled; It Must Be Saturday
FANDOM: Smallville
CHARACTERS: Clark Kent/Lois Lane
SUMMARY: Between 2011 and 2020, Lois Lane and Clark Kent tried to get married 50 times. Here are a few of of those ill-fated attempts. And one that might not be. [author's note: The reference to a wild animal attack is a nod to ladygawain's ( Read more... )

tv: smallville, length: 02k-9.999k, character: clark kent, character: lois lane

Comments 54

moonshinefaerie May 16 2011, 20:38:54 UTC

OMG. Oh god, I died at some of these. *laughing.*

xenokattz May 19 2011, 03:28:04 UTC

Heee! Thanks ever so! Glad it was entertaining.

tabru May 16 2011, 21:23:30 UTC

BWAHAHAHA! *wipes eyes* This is just what I needed today! XD

I'm still riding the high from the Finale, and this was a perfect little "Epilogue" to the show. :D

My favorite parts:

Attempt #20: Fall 2014
Clark got amnesia. Again.

Attempt #34: Winter 2015
Lois got amnesia.

Attempt #35: Winter 2015
Thanagarian invasion.

Last meeting, I think I almost saw Bruce sort of smile maybe in a way if I squinted. I think it's a good omen.

And I loved the whole last part! Tehe! Excellent job!

xenokattz May 19 2011, 03:28:55 UTC

Oooh, thanks very muchly for the detailed feedback. Something about that finale just made you beg for more, eh?

ladygawain May 16 2011, 21:28:48 UTC

Hahaha, funny! And adorable, and sexy too.

My favorite is obviously the last one, oh Clark. And oh, Lois with her afternoon nookie.

xenokattz May 19 2011, 03:29:42 UTC

In my little corner of reality, Lois is an nooner fiend. ;) Thanks so much for commenting!

celticbabe2002 May 16 2011, 21:48:23 UTC

Now clearly that last one raises the question, did they actually get married? LOL I need a follow up ;)

Loved it!

xenokattz May 19 2011, 03:30:57 UTC

I think so. ;) Clark would want to do the proper thing so his child isn't born out of wedlock.

Thank you kindly!

audrey229 May 16 2011, 22:02:45 UTC

This is seriously awesome. I hope there is more to come!!!

There were so many hilarious lines slipped into this fic.

I love Diana as a character. I despise when people ship her with Clark. I know Lois and Diana like each other in the mythos and I'm so glad that they do. But I thought it was kind of hilarious that Lois was using her face as a dartboard. LOL

xenokattz May 19 2011, 03:32:51 UTC

Thanks every so! Smallville should be ficced FOREVER. ;)

I'm growing to like Diana as a character & I don't mind her shipped with Clark. I just think it would be a comfortable relationship as opposed to a Lois-relationship. If that makes any sense. ;)

audrey229 May 19 2011, 13:57:44 UTC

I like what Diana stands for sometimes more than I like her. In terms of DC women, she's below both Lois and Barbara Gordon for me. But I do like her. I like what her mission means though in terms of the kinds of contributions that women can bring to a culture in a way that men are not capable of doing ( ... )

xenokattz May 19 2011, 18:09:48 UTC

Yes to all of this from the Lois > Babs > Diana ranking to the killing of Lois just so Diana & Clark can get together for "supersex." :P ESPECIALLY when the supersex is the core reason when, as you say, Clark as he's written now is a gentleman & a gentle man not a powerhouse.

I don't seek out stories where the Trinity pairs up (or threesomes up) but I've read fics where the ship(s) are side-plots to a good action/mystery & then I don't mind it. I can also see Lois/Clark inviting people into their kinky little lovefest because, hey, they're that comfortable & secure in their relationship. I do enjoy the occasional Bruce/Diana but because in the proper hands, I can see a similar complement of personalities as with Lois/Clark. But yeah, Lois/Clark is one of my 2 bulletproof OTPs. *smishes*

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