My Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for crunkindonuts (10 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in neo_queen157's hair (-12 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I donated bone marrow to yasunami_mine in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-408 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
xenocrisis0153