Title: Under The Bed.
Summary: What things lurk under the Bishies bed?
Comment: I just felt like writing something stupid like this. I'm not a horror fan so, this little special is for anyone who likes to keep their pants clean during halloween :'D
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“KAORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!”
I choked on the gulp of freshly made coffee, more spluttering down the side of my mouth than in. What exactly had I done now or what was I GOING to have to do.
“Yes?”
Silence. That meant I was expected to have my ass upstairs within the next minute or I wasn’t going to see my lovely coffee. Ever.
Forcing myself to climb of the staircase, continually telling myself I was not young enough for this milarky anymore. This better be worth my ol’ bones crackling against each other.
Finally reaching the room where the screech of my name came from, I stood, hand leaning on the doorframe as I regained my composure.
“Yes, your highness?”
Shinya. Our little princess. However right now, he was all but a princess. His face was flustered, hair slightly messy and he was only half dressed, well half properly. Out wear shorts with a dirty baggy sleep shirt. It brought a smirk to my face, even though the blonde was looking quite frantic, annoyed.
“…Kaoru.”
“Hm?”
Without a second look, Shinya had attached himself to me, arms wrapped round my waist, his head tucked under my chin. I was more shocked at the fact he ignored my mocking. Something was wrong. More so as the younger one was….shaking?
“Shinya…what’s wrong?”
No reply.
“Sweetie?”
His hand flung to point in the direction of the bed. Our bed to be precise. I know Shinya’s shy and all but if he wanted us to do it then he only had to say, not make an act. That’s a stupid thought, Shinya’s not a prankster like Die.
“The bed? What about the bed?”
“I-I..”
“You…..?”
“I Saw something under the bed!”
“Wha? Shinya are you-”
“I’m serious Kaoru! There was a hand under that bed!”
I sighed, looking into those bright orbs that held tears of fright. Pulling him to the side I cautiously stepped towards the bed. Shinya’s hand gripped onto my upper arm, I could feel he was tense because, well, he’s far more strong than me and right now I could cry by the amount of pain but no, I was meant to be the man here. Well, at this moment anyhow.
Kneeling down I slowly tilted my head to the side, hand going for the kill, gripping the slung down sheet that covered whatever was hidden under the bed. I looked back to Shinya then to the bed. In one swift motion I yanked the sheet off, revealing our monster-
I twitched my eyebrow, sheets held firmly in my hand. Shinya blushed bright red, knowing I could just kill him right now but…he wasn’t the one I was going to kill.
“Kyo.”
Nothing.”
“TOORU NIIMURA!”
“HUH?! OH-Kaoru…Heeeeeeeey-wait, no,no,no, don’t lift that! P-PUT THE LAMP DOWN!”
“Oh, I will- WHEN IT SMASHES AGAINST YOU THICK SKULL! COME HERE YOU!”
I chased the small man down the stairs, obviously my bones weren’t that old if I was able to run after such a fast minion. Pfft, Monster my ass- Kyo needs to sleep in NORMAL places!
“Kaoru please! I was tired! 0A0!!!”
“COME HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK!”
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