I've heard that before...
On Monday, we all decided that we were going to go to Salem.
Now, for those who don't know, we have gotten lost around Salem before...and it did not end too well. So we figured that if we got adequate directions nothing bad would happen.
Well.
WE WERE FUCKING WRONG.
The day itself was fabulous. We did some shopping and visited a couple museums. We even chased some cute rats down by the water. We had some good food. Around 5 we decide to leave.
And now I'm going to leave you with some quotes that go with the rest of our night.
"Alex, I'm going to roll down my window, could you please not offend any more fat old women?" - Heather
"Don't even worry about directions, Alex's car just shit the bed..." - Heather
"Cheesecake? I like cheesecake!"
"Oh, do you REALLY?"
[ROTFLMFAO]
"Yeah, my mom's up there..." -points up slightly-
"OH! Is she!?!" -excited face-
"Yeah, she's dead."
"-.- I AM SO SORRY."
XD!
"Look straight ahead and keep walking."
"Why?"
"I heard noises..."
"THAT IS YOUR BOYFRIEND, RIGHT THERE! I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE AND I KNOW THAT'S HIM!"
I....uh...&*()&*^&*()&*(&%^$%$#$#$%$^&&^&*^&^*^&.......... ._.
FUCK PEOPLE WHO GIVE YOU BAD DIRECTIONS!
And fuck Alex's car...no, wait, FUCK THE GUY THAT TOLD HER IT WAS FIXED AND IT WASN'T!!! [If I ever meet this Kenny, I will kill the SOB]
Fuck staying overnight at a person's house that you just met.
Fuck being lonely.
The only good thing about all of this?
I met Alex's boyfriend, and he is wonderful.
Oh yeah.
And I met this guy Antonio...HE'S A WEDDING CAKE.
XD
Now, for those who don't know, we have gotten lost around Salem before...and it did not end too well. So we figured that if we got adequate directions nothing bad would happen.
Well.
WE WERE FUCKING WRONG.
The day itself was fabulous. We did some shopping and visited a couple museums. We even chased some cute rats down by the water. We had some good food. Around 5 we decide to leave.
And now I'm going to leave you with some quotes that go with the rest of our night.
"Alex, I'm going to roll down my window, could you please not offend any more fat old women?" - Heather
"Don't even worry about directions, Alex's car just shit the bed..." - Heather
"Cheesecake? I like cheesecake!"
"Oh, do you REALLY?"
[ROTFLMFAO]
"Yeah, my mom's up there..." -points up slightly-
"OH! Is she!?!" -excited face-
"Yeah, she's dead."
"-.- I AM SO SORRY."
XD!
"Look straight ahead and keep walking."
"Why?"
"I heard noises..."
"THAT IS YOUR BOYFRIEND, RIGHT THERE! I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE AND I KNOW THAT'S HIM!"
I....uh...&*()&*^&*()&*(&%^$%$#$#$%$^&&^&*^&^*^&.......... ._.
FUCK PEOPLE WHO GIVE YOU BAD DIRECTIONS!
And fuck Alex's car...no, wait, FUCK THE GUY THAT TOLD HER IT WAS FIXED AND IT WASN'T!!! [If I ever meet this Kenny, I will kill the SOB]
Fuck staying overnight at a person's house that you just met.
Fuck being lonely.
The only good thing about all of this?
I met Alex's boyfriend, and he is wonderful.
Oh yeah.
And I met this guy Antonio...HE'S A WEDDING CAKE.
XD