take me out to the ball game...
"its a shame we never made it past second base nicole... if you hadnt started playin me, everything couldve been so fuckin great babe."
ugh.. u make me sick...
the logic behind the reference to sexual contact as "bases" is ridiculously confusing. what possessed a man to start refering to a womans body as some type of playing field? i think that if a guy is willing to measure the extent of the things he does with you in some kind of sports jargon, he should be ready for you to be a total, fucking, player.
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