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If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 10am
If I were a planet I would be: gee, what do you think?
If I were a sea animal I would be: manitee
If I were a direction I would be: left
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a comfy couch
If I were a sin I would be: glutton
If I were a historical figure I would be: Harriet Tubman
If I were a liquid I would be: liquid metal
If I were a tree, I would be: gingko (they have smelly balls)
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a bush in the shape of an elvis bust
If I were a kind of weather: indian summer
If I were a musical instrument: cello
If I were an animal, I would be: a cockatoo
If I were a color, I would be: red
If I were a vegetable, I would be: artichoke
If I were a sound, I would be: a minor 7th chord (i'm such a loser)
If I were an element, I would be: gee, what do you think?
If I were a car, I would be: no car, motorcycle, a 1962 Vincent Black Lightening
If I were a song, I would be: Yellow
If my life were a movie, I would be directed by: Penny Marshall
If I were a book, I would be written by: David Sedaris
If I were a food, I would be: Nestle Tollhouse cookie pie
If I were a place, I would be: a corner in the east village
If I were a material, I would be: tafita
If I were a flavor, I would be: salt and sweet (ie chocolate covered pretzels)
If I were a scent, I would be: so givenchy
If I were a word, I would be: unbreakable
If I were an object, I would be: a frying pan
If I were a body part I would be: a cheek (either one)
If I were a facial-expression I would be: hysterical laughter
If I were a cartoon character I would be: stewie
If I were a shape I would be: a parallelagram
If I were a number I would be: 13