look! i did 10 more!
i realized that i had 10 more people i had to say things to... or maybe its 10 more things i had to say...
1. goddamnit, you are not god's gift to women. stop pretending like you are. youre sad in a way that a lot of people will never realize, and i don't think you'll ever find what you are looking for between every woman you sleep with's legs.
2. there are silly things about you that i really admire and i find incredibly endearing and i hate myself for forgetting about those sometimes.
3. you are a fucking idiot. you have no fucking right. i hope you die in iraq.
4. okay... ive never officially met you... but lets get one thing straight. YOU ARE NOT COOL. you are not avant garde. you are not artsy. you are not new york in a way that is indianaish or indiana in a way that is oh-so-charmingly new yorkish. you are not even cute. i have it on quite good authority that you are annoying as hell and not even mildly attractive. any chance you did have at being cute was smashed by your overly large mouth and your incessant nagging and begging for attention and compliments. i wouldnt think you were such a big deal. but youre just like every other attempt at some artistic fucker girl who only dates musicians. you are out to make the world feel bad about themselves just so you can make your pitiful-ass self feel better. rot in avant garde foreign film hell bitch. you give women a bad name. and you are not amelie!!!!
5. stop drinking beer and start wearing real shoes. youre great but sometimes you remind me too much of my father.
6. dude. cut the act. you love pussy. you love everything about it and everything it encompasses and we all know it.
7. i dont care if you are from another country. that is no fucking excuse for you being such a goddmamn idiot. let me just make a list of the things that you are wrong about:
a. humans DO have instincts
b. monogamy DOES NOT ONLY APPLY TO HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS
c. there is more than the nuclear family
d. men are NOT responsible for feminism
e. WOMEN WILL ONE DAY GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
fuck you.
8. My god, you are so stupid. Alcohol sure has not been kind to you... you fatass.
9. I used to think you were the be all end all of cool. You were everyones coolest friend. Now look at you. You are nothing but a goddamn burnout living off crack money wishing you were a gangster. You know youre just some skinny ass white kid who cant even make it as a drug dealer. I'd say something mean... but youre just too sad. You still look at me like youre better than me... thats fine. When they find you dead in a pool of your own vomit and blood and a needle sticking out of every vein in your body... we'll see who looks at who like their better.
10. you know... everyone talks about saving you and getting you back.. but I'm pretty sure I never missed you to begin with.
1. goddamnit, you are not god's gift to women. stop pretending like you are. youre sad in a way that a lot of people will never realize, and i don't think you'll ever find what you are looking for between every woman you sleep with's legs.
2. there are silly things about you that i really admire and i find incredibly endearing and i hate myself for forgetting about those sometimes.
3. you are a fucking idiot. you have no fucking right. i hope you die in iraq.
4. okay... ive never officially met you... but lets get one thing straight. YOU ARE NOT COOL. you are not avant garde. you are not artsy. you are not new york in a way that is indianaish or indiana in a way that is oh-so-charmingly new yorkish. you are not even cute. i have it on quite good authority that you are annoying as hell and not even mildly attractive. any chance you did have at being cute was smashed by your overly large mouth and your incessant nagging and begging for attention and compliments. i wouldnt think you were such a big deal. but youre just like every other attempt at some artistic fucker girl who only dates musicians. you are out to make the world feel bad about themselves just so you can make your pitiful-ass self feel better. rot in avant garde foreign film hell bitch. you give women a bad name. and you are not amelie!!!!
5. stop drinking beer and start wearing real shoes. youre great but sometimes you remind me too much of my father.
6. dude. cut the act. you love pussy. you love everything about it and everything it encompasses and we all know it.
7. i dont care if you are from another country. that is no fucking excuse for you being such a goddmamn idiot. let me just make a list of the things that you are wrong about:
a. humans DO have instincts
b. monogamy DOES NOT ONLY APPLY TO HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS
c. there is more than the nuclear family
d. men are NOT responsible for feminism
e. WOMEN WILL ONE DAY GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
fuck you.
8. My god, you are so stupid. Alcohol sure has not been kind to you... you fatass.
9. I used to think you were the be all end all of cool. You were everyones coolest friend. Now look at you. You are nothing but a goddamn burnout living off crack money wishing you were a gangster. You know youre just some skinny ass white kid who cant even make it as a drug dealer. I'd say something mean... but youre just too sad. You still look at me like youre better than me... thats fine. When they find you dead in a pool of your own vomit and blood and a needle sticking out of every vein in your body... we'll see who looks at who like their better.
10. you know... everyone talks about saving you and getting you back.. but I'm pretty sure I never missed you to begin with.