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So now i will tell you the exciting details of GCVI's 2005 Prom. (with pictures obviously)
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So the night started off pretty normal, we took the our limo over to Riverside Park for some pictures...as you can see, Tyson does not own a suit jacket. I decided not to wear the corsage he gave me because it was seriously gigantic. I felt bad...but not that bad.
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Then we realized we can't take normal pictures and made gay couple faces while he grabbed my ass.
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Paige looked stellar hot, im definitely giving her bedroom eyes.
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I have the amazing ability to ruin lovely photographs.....
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....see!
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We then proceeded to the Holiday Inn where i got ugly really fast....i blame the terrible meal of rubber like chicken and uncooked broccoli. I didn't come close to finishing mine, so Tyson being the fat Italian he is took mine and ate it too.
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People eventually moved to the dance floor and shit got rowdy pretty quickly....
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Paige threatened to "kill any muthfucker that tries to touch my dance parter" (me).
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Megan Lace and me posed sweet and started way too many dance circles.
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I was too busy having fun to hang out with Tyson. He tried to mack on my hot friend Jesse, but her date named J.J. who is a stone cold nigger (fo reals) wouldn't have it.
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I took a break from dancing because it was the worst dj ever, and im so hot that everyone on the dance floor couldn't take their eyes off me, i needed a moment of solitude.
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From my seat i took pictures of Crystal and Sheldon...they are honestly the strangest couple ever...mainly on the dance floor.
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When we were finally partied out we headed back to the limo. I proceeded to do a few more lines of coke, as apparent in this picture.
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I took a sweet picture of my shoes. I also have a nice scab on my ankle that i kept picking at.
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Rob is actually pretending to grab an imaginary "air breast".
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As if one image of Sheldon (who has an uncanny resembelance to a muskrat) and Crystal isn't enough, i got their reflection on the limo's ceiling mirror.
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After i realized there was a mirror present i had to take one for Myspace. Then we had an orgy in the limo with our Italian driver named Nick. Me and Tyson eiffel towered with him.
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We got to Crystal's house and the boozing began pretty quickly, Megan began throwing back tallboys as i watched from the hot tub.
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Thing progressed and eventually the conversations were about anal sex and good enuff.
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Tyson was shocked to learn there are people in the world with more STD's than he has.....
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I laughed at him.
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David James wore white pool shorts in the hot tub. We all saw his penis.
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Me and Brittany before she got disgusting and puked everywhere. She also refused to stay inside her tent and slept outside.
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Megan began getting sloppy around the campfire. She actually asked Ben for a kiss and he looked at her so seriously and said "you're drunk and disgusting." She then proceeded to come in me and Tyson's tent, stradle him, give him a good night kiss, and tell us a story about aids. I hate her.
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My friend Kim (in the cowboy hat)'s boyfriend gave me a jaggerbomb. He was the raddest dude their for sure.
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Megan's face when she realized no one was going to be all up in her that night.