From my friend Ali, who also put the comments in I believe
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
> would have produced
> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
>
>
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
> enough gas is produced
> to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> (Now that's more like it!)
>
>
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it
> pumps out to the body to
> squirt blood 30 feet.
> (O.M.G.!)
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head
> before it starves to death.
> (Creepy.)
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a
> hour
> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
>
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
> head is attached to its
> body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
> head off.
> (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
>
>
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
> like a human jumping the
> length of a football field.
> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
> over quantity)
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the
> tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
>
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
> longer than left-handed
> people.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
> difference?)
>
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
>
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> (I know some people like that.)
>
> Starfish have no brains
> (I know some people like that too.)
>
>
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
> sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)
>
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
> to spread these crazy
> facts and send this to someone you want to bring a
> smile to, maybe even a
> chuckle.
>
> In other words, send it to everyone ! (and God love
> that pig!)
> would have produced
> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
>
>
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
> enough gas is produced
> to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> (Now that's more like it!)
>
>
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it
> pumps out to the body to
> squirt blood 30 feet.
> (O.M.G.!)
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head
> before it starves to death.
> (Creepy.)
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a
> hour
> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
>
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
> head is attached to its
> body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's
> head off.
> (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
>
>
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
> like a human jumping the
> length of a football field.
> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
> over quantity)
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the
> tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
>
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
> longer than left-handed
> people.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
> difference?)
>
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
>
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> (I know some people like that.)
>
> Starfish have no brains
> (I know some people like that too.)
>
>
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
> sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)
>
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
> to spread these crazy
> facts and send this to someone you want to bring a
> smile to, maybe even a
> chuckle.
>
> In other words, send it to everyone ! (and God love
> that pig!)