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Why Vodka is better than women

Vodka will always keep you warm
Vodka won’t sleep with your best friend, unless you let it
Vodka is readily available in shops and supermarkets, in all shapes and sizes
Vodka won’t make you watch cheesy movies
Vodka won’t force you to like its parents
Vodka isn't picky about its date for the night
Vodka won’t have you buying tampons
You get a lot more vodka for your money than you would women
Vodka is always ready for love
You can screw the cap back on vodka and put it in a cupboard
Vodka doesn't whine like a bitch when you lock it in the cupboard
Vodka always wants to party
You don’t have to worry about calling vodka the next day
Vodka makes a better breakfast than a woman
Vodka can’t get pregnant
Vodka doesn't mind being rejected
You don’t have to listen or pay much attention to vodka
Vodka doesn't cry to you about her problems
You can always pee in the bottle if you have to
Vodka doesn't require contraception and foreplay
Vodka won’t get jealous of other vodka
Vodka doesn't need expensive gifts to make her feel wanted.
Vodka doesn't need to feel special
Vodka doesn’t make you remember any of its names.
Vodka does what you want to do
Vodka isn't opposed to anal sex
Vodka isn’t opposed to threesomes or orgies
Vodka doesn't argue
Vodka takes your problems away, while women create them.
The bottle neck provides an excellent sperm receptacle that won't bitch if you cum in it
Women don't make you dance better.
You don’t have to buy vodka dinner.
Vodka gives you confidence.
Vodka will never get old.
Vodka doesn’t care if you look at porn.
Vodka will not reject you.
Vodka won’t leave you an obsessed wreck of a man who works at a crummy job.

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