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its funny how when we`re little we`re so good
oh i`ll never drink
oh i`ll never smoke
oh i`ll never bone ... until i`m married.
okay i know that i`ve done some shit but i`ve never gone over the top
i`m still a virgin and i know i`m not going to be one when i`m married
i do know on the other hand that when i do have sex i`m not going to do some shit other people do
i`m not going to parade myself around actin like i`m the shit jus cause i got laid
i`m not going to go out and get wasted to have an excuse to do shit
and i am NOT going to fuck over my friends to get fucked.
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some ex boyfriends can be so homosexual
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friday --> me walking out of bank .. i see jess
Jess : Hey! I'm so sorry about your puppy!
Me : (confused) my ... dog?
Jess : Yeah
Me : oh. my. god. ... did my dog die?
Jess : you didn't know?
ME: NO!
Jess : (hugging me) I'm SO sorry!
-- i get into the car and start to laugh
Gina: What's so funny?
ME: Magnet died.
Gina: ...how... is that funny...?
Me : Well, I mean she was deaf, blind and REALLY old, it was her time.
Gina : Oh man...
Me: Did my mom sound upset on the phone?
Gina : No.
Me:Wow I`m thinkin if it was Morticia, it would be so much harder.
Gina : Yeah... cause she's like YOUR dog.
Me: Yeah, can you call my mom and talk to her?
Okay
gina calls up my mom and starts talking to her
Gina : oh... by the way mom did Magnet die? No? ... what ? .. morticia??
Me : Morticia! what about morticia?!
gina hangs up the phone
Gina : (with a straight face) You're mom went outside to get the dogs and morticia was laying on the ground with her tongue sticking out.
i just looked at her and started laughing. she looked at me like i was a horrible person
Me : HOW CAN YOU NOT SAY THAT WITHOUT IT SOUNDING FUNNY! HoNeStLy.
but something really is wrong with my dog. i feel really bad and i'm actually kinda scared cause shes the only thing that doesn't REALLY bother me at home.
Later:: boring. me and gina stayed in bcuz her parents didn't want to go out
blaine came over and then kris, tom, nicole were there and then later jess came.
boring again.
i drew pictures for kris which he seemed to enjoy. yeah that was AFTER he and blaine put my bras and underwear all around my bed. what fun.
Saturday-
there was honestly NOTHING to do
my brother was being boring so i spent the night at mcdonalds
then went to see gina on her break
then went back to mcdonalds
then slept over gina's house
tough night.
end of story
sunday -- fuckin eagles
oh i`ll never drink
oh i`ll never smoke
oh i`ll never bone ... until i`m married.
okay i know that i`ve done some shit but i`ve never gone over the top
i`m still a virgin and i know i`m not going to be one when i`m married
i do know on the other hand that when i do have sex i`m not going to do some shit other people do
i`m not going to parade myself around actin like i`m the shit jus cause i got laid
i`m not going to go out and get wasted to have an excuse to do shit
and i am NOT going to fuck over my friends to get fucked.
---
some ex boyfriends can be so homosexual
----
friday --> me walking out of bank .. i see jess
Jess : Hey! I'm so sorry about your puppy!
Me : (confused) my ... dog?
Jess : Yeah
Me : oh. my. god. ... did my dog die?
Jess : you didn't know?
ME: NO!
Jess : (hugging me) I'm SO sorry!
-- i get into the car and start to laugh
Gina: What's so funny?
ME: Magnet died.
Gina: ...how... is that funny...?
Me : Well, I mean she was deaf, blind and REALLY old, it was her time.
Gina : Oh man...
Me: Did my mom sound upset on the phone?
Gina : No.
Me:Wow I`m thinkin if it was Morticia, it would be so much harder.
Gina : Yeah... cause she's like YOUR dog.
Me: Yeah, can you call my mom and talk to her?
Okay
gina calls up my mom and starts talking to her
Gina : oh... by the way mom did Magnet die? No? ... what ? .. morticia??
Me : Morticia! what about morticia?!
gina hangs up the phone
Gina : (with a straight face) You're mom went outside to get the dogs and morticia was laying on the ground with her tongue sticking out.
i just looked at her and started laughing. she looked at me like i was a horrible person
Me : HOW CAN YOU NOT SAY THAT WITHOUT IT SOUNDING FUNNY! HoNeStLy.
but something really is wrong with my dog. i feel really bad and i'm actually kinda scared cause shes the only thing that doesn't REALLY bother me at home.
Later:: boring. me and gina stayed in bcuz her parents didn't want to go out
blaine came over and then kris, tom, nicole were there and then later jess came.
boring again.
i drew pictures for kris which he seemed to enjoy. yeah that was AFTER he and blaine put my bras and underwear all around my bed. what fun.
Saturday-
there was honestly NOTHING to do
my brother was being boring so i spent the night at mcdonalds
then went to see gina on her break
then went back to mcdonalds
then slept over gina's house
tough night.
end of story
sunday -- fuckin eagles