I <3 MY BROTHER!
Xdavid dangerX: in a moment of spontenaity that you will not be able to detect.
wouldnt itb3nic3: but i will be proud of the spontenaiety, & you will see it in my.... striiiiide
Xdavid dangerX: i got an ant farm
Xdavid dangerX: dem fellas didnt grow shit
Xdavid dangerX: i like carrots
Xdavid dangerX: yeahhhhhhh
wouldnt itb3nic3: fruit on the bottom, hope on top. a message of inspiration from your friends at yoplait
Xdavid dangerX: hahaahaha
Xdavid dangerX: ive always wantede to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist
Xdavid dangerX: alriiiiight
Xdavid dangerX: I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill...
wouldnt itb3nic3: c'mere, fellas
wouldnt itb3nic3: let me hoooold one a you
wouldnt itb3nic3: & feed you a leaf
wouldnt itb3nic3: & pet you ont he back of your head
wouldnt itb3nic3: yeah
wouldnt itb3nic3: all right
Xdavid dangerX: i missed the two,
Xdavid dangerX: i could break a two
Xdavid dangerX: alright
wouldnt itb3nic3: c'mon, 4 billion.... fuck, seven
Xdavid dangerX: hahahah
Xdavid dangerX: i need some more dice
Xdavid dangerX: maybe 4 billion divided by six
wouldnt itb3nic3: smacky the frog... you don't have to hang your sandwiches in a a tree to keep them from a frog
Xdavid dangerX: hahahahahah
wouldnt itb3nic3: do you want a frozen banana? no, but i want a regular banana later, so... yeeeeeah
Xdavid dangerX: psht, that is just a carbon copy of the previous joke, but with different ingrediants
wouldnt itb3nic3: that jokes gonna be good, becuase i'm going to take out all the words and add new words
Xdavid dangerX: hahahahah
Xdavid dangerX: zip. fuck you
wouldnt itb3nic3: hahahahaha
Xdavid dangerX: hahahah
wouldnt itb3nic3: i'm gonna go shave too
Xdavid dangerX: run hes fuzzy
wouldnt itb3nic3: bigfoot's blurry
wouldnt itb3nic3: haha
Xdavid dangerX: look what i got mother fucker, this thing is useful, im gonna go pick something up
Xdavid dangerX: and the most amazing thing on the album
Xdavid dangerX: "this cd is gonna be called hit or miss"
wouldnt itb3nic3: "THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY"
wouldnt itb3nic3: hahaha
wouldnt itb3nic3: i used to do drugs. i still do, but i used to too
wouldnt itb3nic3: a waffle is a pancake with a syrup trap
Xdavid dangerX: so that it achieves it mazimum flavor potential
wouldnt itb3nic3: i saw you 5 minutes ago at the airport. and you were goood
Xdavid dangerX: in the file
Xdavid dangerX: under
Xdavid dangerX: dddddd
wouldnt itb3nic3: hahahahaha
wouldnt itb3nic3: i haven't slept for 10 days because that would be too long
Xdavid dangerX: snakebite emergency repair kit
Xdavid dangerX: is a body bad
Xdavid dangerX: g
wouldnt itb3nic3: last week I helped my friend stay put. thats a lot easier than helping someone move. i went over to his house and made sure he did not start to load shit into a truck
Xdavid dangerX: hahaha
wouldnt itb3nic3: if i were friends with a tightrope walker, & we were walking down the street & he tripped, that would be totally unacceptable
Xdavid dangerX: mitch all togethaaa
wouldnt itb3nic3: hahaha
wouldnt itb3nic3: corn off the cob
Xdavid dangerX: i can look into a cars headlights and tell you
Xdavid dangerX: exactly which direction it is going
wouldnt itb3nic3: heh
Xdavid dangerX: he has 3 apples left, i guess i cant have one
Xdavid dangerX: can i use the phone? yeah.
Xdavid dangerX: do i have to dial 9?
Xdavid dangerX: yeah, especially if its in the number
Xdavid dangerX: you can try 4 to 5 back to back really quick
Xdavid dangerX: guitar time
wouldnt itb3nic3: hahahah ok
wouldnt itb3nic3: lata yo