Documentation of B-Dubs's BaD hIgH.
First off, I officially announce that I will never again smoke shit that a) Nina gives me b)Is somewhat old. Never. This shit fucking sucks. I got a body that don't do what I want it to, my head in a vice, tinglyness in all my body, and I can't see 12 inches in front of me. I've got ot cook my mom soup with german noodle things and potatoes. Ican't cut potatoes I'll cut my fingers off. but I can't let her catch me all fucked up. She'll kill me. Walking through my house makes me feel like I'm being chased in the savannah by a lion. Its maknig me reeeeeally scared. and my brothers' home, and he'll know. He'll know that I know what you did last summer. OMG I feel so paranoid. But I'm laughing. It sounds like the crazy guy from Dark Side of the Moon by pink floyd. christ. I'm hungry. and my fingers are cold. and I am cold. But its okay cause I'm going to go cook for my mom. Hopefully I'll see you tomorrow and you can count my fingers for me to make sure they're sstill there. If not, my mom will find them and you can count them then. HHAHAHAHA.
How many people in a graveyard are dead?
All of them :D
I have now learned and added to my Stoner's encyclopedia "ONLY SMOKE THE FRESHNESS MOTHAFUCKA!!!
Alright, I'm fucknig out of hertre. See you assholes tomorrow.
With utmost love for my homies and my JUGGALUGGALOSSSS (and anybody else who likes me but does not fall into either of those calories...catagories? hey man FUCK YOU.
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xB-Dubs!x