YOINK!
I should be sleepin' right now. But I can't.
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5ft 11in. ...so... close...
2. Have you ever smoked cocaine?
LIVEJOURNAL INTERVENTION!
3. Do you have a gun in your house?
I know of one. It's a long barreled shot gun... IN MY PANTS!
4. Ever been to Rehab?
Can't say that I have... but I'm sure it's lovely this time of year.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
I get nervous meetin' ANYone. Besides, I've never met the "parents".
6. What do you think of your friends?
... They are tolerable most of the time. ...
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
The Chipmunks song!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Citrus Splash Water.
9. Do you do push-ups?
No... I have, but I don't.
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
I AM ecstacy. Bitch.
11. Are you vegetarian?
Yes in fact I am.
12. Do you like painkillers?
I've never had a need for them. but them hoes I slap around like them.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My gayness.
14. Do you own a knife?
Only my tongue. Because I have quick wit. ...which is dulled by my explainin' it. ...shit.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
No. I just tune out anythin' I don't care about.
16. Date Of Birth?
28th Feb. 1982.
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1.- I think it's kinda funny, the one thing I really want and can have right now. I can't have it.
2.- I'm startin' to get a headache.
3.- It's goin' to be a bad night.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1.- Aquafina Citrus Splash Water.
2.- Wheat Thins Parmesan Basil.
3.- Boca Chick'in Patties.
19. Name 3 things u drink regularly
1.- Aquafina Citrus Splash.
2.- White Grape Juice.
3.- Cranberry Juice.
20. What time did you wake up today?
3 p.m.
21. Current hair style?
Hat Hair.
22. Current worry?
Makin' a commitment towards a house I don't want.
23. Current hate?
A narrow-minded person who can't seem to take a joke anymore.
...stupid douche...
24. Favorite place to be?
165 Route 20.
25. Least favorite place to be?
29 Morey Avenue.
26. Where would you like to go?
I would like to see London.
27. Do you own slippers?
I think that's what they are...
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Either way, I'll be a homeowner. And hopefully I'll have moved up and have a better job.
29. Do you burn or tan?
I don't really burn or tan. I just revert back to sickly pale in minutes.
30. Last thing you ate?
That would be the blue Fruit Loops. I save those for last!
31. Would you be a pirate?
Jokes Aside. Yea. I would be, but with good dental.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
I don't drink alcohol. So I can't answer this question properly.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower, but it would be nice to actually listen to music when I shower.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I think it was a Vampire. Dirty bloodsuckers. I bet they don't even get tested!
35. What is the shortest amount of time you've known someone before having sex with them?
Hmm... Do you mean in a relationship or One-Nighters? Cause I get around alot with my celibacy.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
I think makin' fun of Chris at work.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I had some sweet Mario and Zelda ones! Then there was Garfield with the Zebra print. AND the New Kids on the Block... but I never even listened to their music. HA! I'm such a poser.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
When I bent my knee the wrong way!
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Four. Only one is mine though.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Well, I've never slept with a friend before. But I think Erica would be.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Hmm... just for the sake of argument. I don't know.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Why would someone do that? I'm not a nice person.
44. Do you wish on stars?
I stopped wishin' a long time ago.
45. What is your favorite book?
The Wheel of Time Series.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Frozen Grapes. I'M SO SORRY I'M HEALTHY!
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I'm not gettin' married, but if I did damnit! I would want some sweet video game music. Somethin' sappy.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I don't plan on havin' a funeral, but for the heck of it, it would be sappy video game music... AGAIN!
49. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
I was on a fifteen.
50. Do you love someone?
Nope.
Why the fuck did this thing just start over?
>.<
...It started over... because it CAN!!
1) What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left. I'm left-handed. AND DAMN PROUD!
2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Nope. It's what makes me so cute.
3) What color is your razor?
...red... WITH MY BLOOD!
4) Whats your favorite number?
Three and Seven.
5) Do you always read those pointless things they say on adult swim?
Yes... except for the ones you can't ACTUALLY read.
6) Have you ever changed the wording in a question / added a question to a survey you didn't create?
Actually... no. But that's how I roll.
7) What are you listening to right now?
...It's a techno version of Hung Up by Madonna... but that is way to gay... so hold on...
...
...
OKAY!
I'm listenin' to No One by Cold.
8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
I don't have one... It used to be six or so though.
9) Do you like video games?
IS CHRIS EVANS HOT?!
10) What's your favorite gaming system?
OH! Hard question! I have to say I love those old 8-bit and 32-bit sprites!
11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Kinda sorta... for someone who never watched it.
2) Did you go to summer camp?
Only when I watched Salute Your Shorts.
13) What's your favorite kind of gum?
THE ONES WITH THE FORTUNES AND THE LIL' CHINESE GUY ON IT! SO good.
14)do you like to read?
I wish I had my books right now.
15) Do you have a crush on anybody?
Hmm... Nothin' that I would EVER act upon. ...well I would act on the Chris Evans one... but I mean the people I know ones, I wouldn't act.
16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
:: blink blink ::
...sure.
17) Do you like to sleep?
Only with you baby cakes. Only with you.
18) Do you hate commercials?
Only the ones I really don't like.
19) Do you like rap?
I <3 Lil' Kim. She's my Polar Opposite.
20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
Sorry... Fords suck. I'm workin' on my '99 Chevy S10 Extreme right now.
21) What's something you always wanted?
Hmm... bigger balls?
I mean!
... bigger penis...
uh...
akward.
22) Do you have hairy legs?
They aren't OVERLY hairy... but there's some growth.
23) How many fillings do you have?
I would say eight.
24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Lake. When I go to the ocean I step on Crabs. ...a lot.
25) Do you wear a lot of black?
No, not really.
26) Describe your hair:
I'm about to go Vin Diesel.
27) Do you like drama?
If I can laugh at it yea.
28) Are you an adult?
Are you kiddin'. I skipped bein' a teenager!
29) Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
I'm anal about my vocabulary!
30) Ever won a spelling bee?
...no... I spelled wipe wrong. Wip.
31) Are you a television addict?
I love me some Law & Order.
32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
I actually do. I like it when we are at the store.
33) Are you a sugar freak?
No. Since I barely touch the stuff. OR SO I THINK!
34) Do you like orange juice?
HELL YEA! Especially with High Pulp!!
35) What sign are you?
Pisces. And it's funny, because I smell LIKE fish!
36) Where do you wish you were right now?
165 Route 20
37) How many men does it take to change a tire?
I can do it by myself... BUT I AIN'T NO MAN BABY!!
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5ft 11in. ...so... close...
2. Have you ever smoked cocaine?
LIVEJOURNAL INTERVENTION!
3. Do you have a gun in your house?
I know of one. It's a long barreled shot gun... IN MY PANTS!
4. Ever been to Rehab?
Can't say that I have... but I'm sure it's lovely this time of year.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
I get nervous meetin' ANYone. Besides, I've never met the "parents".
6. What do you think of your friends?
... They are tolerable most of the time. ...
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
The Chipmunks song!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Citrus Splash Water.
9. Do you do push-ups?
No... I have, but I don't.
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
I AM ecstacy. Bitch.
11. Are you vegetarian?
Yes in fact I am.
12. Do you like painkillers?
I've never had a need for them. but them hoes I slap around like them.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My gayness.
14. Do you own a knife?
Only my tongue. Because I have quick wit. ...which is dulled by my explainin' it. ...shit.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
No. I just tune out anythin' I don't care about.
16. Date Of Birth?
28th Feb. 1982.
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1.- I think it's kinda funny, the one thing I really want and can have right now. I can't have it.
2.- I'm startin' to get a headache.
3.- It's goin' to be a bad night.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1.- Aquafina Citrus Splash Water.
2.- Wheat Thins Parmesan Basil.
3.- Boca Chick'in Patties.
19. Name 3 things u drink regularly
1.- Aquafina Citrus Splash.
2.- White Grape Juice.
3.- Cranberry Juice.
20. What time did you wake up today?
3 p.m.
21. Current hair style?
Hat Hair.
22. Current worry?
Makin' a commitment towards a house I don't want.
23. Current hate?
A narrow-minded person who can't seem to take a joke anymore.
...stupid douche...
24. Favorite place to be?
165 Route 20.
25. Least favorite place to be?
29 Morey Avenue.
26. Where would you like to go?
I would like to see London.
27. Do you own slippers?
I think that's what they are...
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Either way, I'll be a homeowner. And hopefully I'll have moved up and have a better job.
29. Do you burn or tan?
I don't really burn or tan. I just revert back to sickly pale in minutes.
30. Last thing you ate?
That would be the blue Fruit Loops. I save those for last!
31. Would you be a pirate?
Jokes Aside. Yea. I would be, but with good dental.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
I don't drink alcohol. So I can't answer this question properly.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower, but it would be nice to actually listen to music when I shower.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I think it was a Vampire. Dirty bloodsuckers. I bet they don't even get tested!
35. What is the shortest amount of time you've known someone before having sex with them?
Hmm... Do you mean in a relationship or One-Nighters? Cause I get around alot with my celibacy.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
I think makin' fun of Chris at work.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I had some sweet Mario and Zelda ones! Then there was Garfield with the Zebra print. AND the New Kids on the Block... but I never even listened to their music. HA! I'm such a poser.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
When I bent my knee the wrong way!
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Four. Only one is mine though.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Well, I've never slept with a friend before. But I think Erica would be.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Hmm... just for the sake of argument. I don't know.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Why would someone do that? I'm not a nice person.
44. Do you wish on stars?
I stopped wishin' a long time ago.
45. What is your favorite book?
The Wheel of Time Series.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Frozen Grapes. I'M SO SORRY I'M HEALTHY!
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I'm not gettin' married, but if I did damnit! I would want some sweet video game music. Somethin' sappy.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I don't plan on havin' a funeral, but for the heck of it, it would be sappy video game music... AGAIN!
49. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
I was on a fifteen.
50. Do you love someone?
Nope.
Why the fuck did this thing just start over?
>.<
...It started over... because it CAN!!
1) What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left. I'm left-handed. AND DAMN PROUD!
2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Nope. It's what makes me so cute.
3) What color is your razor?
...red... WITH MY BLOOD!
4) Whats your favorite number?
Three and Seven.
5) Do you always read those pointless things they say on adult swim?
Yes... except for the ones you can't ACTUALLY read.
6) Have you ever changed the wording in a question / added a question to a survey you didn't create?
Actually... no. But that's how I roll.
7) What are you listening to right now?
...It's a techno version of Hung Up by Madonna... but that is way to gay... so hold on...
...
...
OKAY!
I'm listenin' to No One by Cold.
8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
I don't have one... It used to be six or so though.
9) Do you like video games?
IS CHRIS EVANS HOT?!
10) What's your favorite gaming system?
OH! Hard question! I have to say I love those old 8-bit and 32-bit sprites!
11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Kinda sorta... for someone who never watched it.
2) Did you go to summer camp?
Only when I watched Salute Your Shorts.
13) What's your favorite kind of gum?
THE ONES WITH THE FORTUNES AND THE LIL' CHINESE GUY ON IT! SO good.
14)do you like to read?
I wish I had my books right now.
15) Do you have a crush on anybody?
Hmm... Nothin' that I would EVER act upon. ...well I would act on the Chris Evans one... but I mean the people I know ones, I wouldn't act.
16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
:: blink blink ::
...sure.
17) Do you like to sleep?
Only with you baby cakes. Only with you.
18) Do you hate commercials?
Only the ones I really don't like.
19) Do you like rap?
I <3 Lil' Kim. She's my Polar Opposite.
20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
Sorry... Fords suck. I'm workin' on my '99 Chevy S10 Extreme right now.
21) What's something you always wanted?
Hmm... bigger balls?
I mean!
... bigger penis...
uh...
akward.
22) Do you have hairy legs?
They aren't OVERLY hairy... but there's some growth.
23) How many fillings do you have?
I would say eight.
24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Lake. When I go to the ocean I step on Crabs. ...a lot.
25) Do you wear a lot of black?
No, not really.
26) Describe your hair:
I'm about to go Vin Diesel.
27) Do you like drama?
If I can laugh at it yea.
28) Are you an adult?
Are you kiddin'. I skipped bein' a teenager!
29) Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
I'm anal about my vocabulary!
30) Ever won a spelling bee?
...no... I spelled wipe wrong. Wip.
31) Are you a television addict?
I love me some Law & Order.
32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
I actually do. I like it when we are at the store.
33) Are you a sugar freak?
No. Since I barely touch the stuff. OR SO I THINK!
34) Do you like orange juice?
HELL YEA! Especially with High Pulp!!
35) What sign are you?
Pisces. And it's funny, because I smell LIKE fish!
36) Where do you wish you were right now?
165 Route 20
37) How many men does it take to change a tire?
I can do it by myself... BUT I AIN'T NO MAN BABY!!