(no subject)
Where were you born?: a minute outside of Chicago
Have you kissed any of your MySpace friends? More than one, surprisingly
How tall are you? 5'11"
Where is your ideal house located?: In the year 2253
Last person you talked to?: Rider
Have you ever taken pictures in a photoboth?: No. No I haven't
When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? Well over a decade ago
What are your keys on your key chain for? So they don't rattle around loose in my pockets, duh
Where was the furthest place you traveled today?: Work, but not to work.
Where is your current pain at?: Back
Who do you want to marry?: Someone who wants to marry me, too
Do you like mustard? Are Christians fooling themselves?!
Do you prefer to sleep or eat?: Depends who what I'm eating.
Who's your favorite person to drunk dial?: Steve Jobs. I yell, "You'll never get my money, biznatch!"
Do you say the word 'biznatch?': never
Do your parents slap you?: I would demolish them
What is your curfew?: What the fuck is that?!?!
How many rings till you answer the phone?: Caller ID takes one ring, but I'll usually let it go to voicemail because I hate you.
Do you look like your mom or dad? Why not.
Who was the last person who told you they hated you? Christ, so many people. Who was the latest? Superman?
What color is your razor?: I swear to gawd, if you're talking about a cell phone I will take my shaving razor and jam it up your ass.
How long does it take you in the shower?: Hmmm... cleaning myself, 10-15 minutes. Soiling myself, 30-45 minutes.
Can you do the splits?: Why would I even try?
What movie do you want to see right now?: Independance Day, but only that scene where the Whitehouse bites it. Over and over again. Yesss.
Do you put lotion on your legs before you wear skirts or shorts? Lotion? Skirts? Shorts? Who the hell do you think I am?!
What did you do for New Years?: Stayed at home with a big bag of ambivilance
Did you think The Grudge was scary?: I am not 12 or under
What was the cause of your last accident?: Spite
Do you own a camera phone?: Sadly, yes. Yes I do.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: In the blood of my mortal enemies? Perhaps.
What song is overplayed?: Every song on the radio is overplayed.
How many rings are on your fingers right now?: Well, there's... oh, wait... fingers? None.
What are you drinking?: Luke warm Diet Coke. Jealous?
Was your mom a cheerleader?: Was your mom passed around?
Can you pump gas?: WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm not goddammed Miss Daisy!
Who is your favorite person to talk to online? Fellow bitter old cranks and Canadians.
What's the last letter of your middle name?: l
Are you pregnant?: Yes. Yes I am. And she will bring the world to its knees.
Do you still talk to your first boyfriend/girlfreind?: Hah, um, heh... first... (loading gun)
Who did you vote for on American Idol?: (BLAM!)
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?: between 2 and 7
Do you drink Egg Nog?: Not in July. Though, now that you mention it. Mmmmmm....
When was the last time you saw your boyfriend/girlfriend?: Please stop assumiong I've had one of these.
Have you ever had a hickey?: I gave myself one when I was 7. It was magical.
Do you stilll like the Dixie Chicks, despite the Bush Comments? I still don't like the Dixie Chicks, but now would consider sending them a few bucks because of the Bush comments, Republican.
What do you buy at the movies?: A handjob and a round of felching.
Do you know how to play poker?: Of course.
Who do you cheat off of at school?: #1, not in school. #2, never needed to cheat, moron.
Do you wear your seatbelt?: No, I prefer to get ticketed and risk a needless death at every turn rather than chafe my tits.
What do you sleep in? A bed.
Anything big ever happen in your town? Well, we're expecting a new telegraph line any day now.
How many meals do you eat a day?: Meals? I eat no meals, only snacks and kittens
Ever give anyone the Rejecton Hotline?: No, it is cowardly and cruel. (Call it yourself: 617-861-3962)
Ever give anyone the Rejecton Hotline?: Indeed. Then she tried to act like it was a misunderstanding.
Is your tongue pierced?: No way.
Do you always read MySpace bulletins?: Never! Except for always.
Do you have A.D.D?: My shoes are tight!
Do you like funny or serious people better?: Silent people. I like people who are silent. Bring me mutes.
Do you hate when ex's talk about their new girlfriends/
boyfriends?: Ex whats? Ex coworkers?
Ever been to Vegas?: Hell yeah.
Paris or Nicole?: Nicole is over-rated and has a lousy transit system.
Do you make good pancakes?: indeed, but not in years.
Is Nick Lachey hot?: Nick Who?
Did you eat a cookie today?: Oddly enough, no. No I haven't. Not yet.
Do you cuss words in other langauges? I never fuckin' pretend to not cuss by using silly tricks, punta.
Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?: Both, but I prefer owning the physical CDs, so I do that the most, kid.
Do you hate chocolate?: Do you hate America?! DO YOU?!
What do you and your parents fight about the most?: I haven't fought with my parents in years and years.
Favorite pro team?: AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels.
Is your cell usually on viberate or ring?: Mine doesn't have "viberate"
Have you kissed any of your MySpace friends? More than one, surprisingly
How tall are you? 5'11"
Where is your ideal house located?: In the year 2253
Last person you talked to?: Rider
Have you ever taken pictures in a photoboth?: No. No I haven't
When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? Well over a decade ago
What are your keys on your key chain for? So they don't rattle around loose in my pockets, duh
Where was the furthest place you traveled today?: Work, but not to work.
Where is your current pain at?: Back
Who do you want to marry?: Someone who wants to marry me, too
Do you like mustard? Are Christians fooling themselves?!
Do you prefer to sleep or eat?: Depends who what I'm eating.
Who's your favorite person to drunk dial?: Steve Jobs. I yell, "You'll never get my money, biznatch!"
Do you say the word 'biznatch?': never
Do your parents slap you?: I would demolish them
What is your curfew?: What the fuck is that?!?!
How many rings till you answer the phone?: Caller ID takes one ring, but I'll usually let it go to voicemail because I hate you.
Do you look like your mom or dad? Why not.
Who was the last person who told you they hated you? Christ, so many people. Who was the latest? Superman?
What color is your razor?: I swear to gawd, if you're talking about a cell phone I will take my shaving razor and jam it up your ass.
How long does it take you in the shower?: Hmmm... cleaning myself, 10-15 minutes. Soiling myself, 30-45 minutes.
Can you do the splits?: Why would I even try?
What movie do you want to see right now?: Independance Day, but only that scene where the Whitehouse bites it. Over and over again. Yesss.
Do you put lotion on your legs before you wear skirts or shorts? Lotion? Skirts? Shorts? Who the hell do you think I am?!
What did you do for New Years?: Stayed at home with a big bag of ambivilance
Did you think The Grudge was scary?: I am not 12 or under
What was the cause of your last accident?: Spite
Do you own a camera phone?: Sadly, yes. Yes I do.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: In the blood of my mortal enemies? Perhaps.
What song is overplayed?: Every song on the radio is overplayed.
How many rings are on your fingers right now?: Well, there's... oh, wait... fingers? None.
What are you drinking?: Luke warm Diet Coke. Jealous?
Was your mom a cheerleader?: Was your mom passed around?
Can you pump gas?: WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm not goddammed Miss Daisy!
Who is your favorite person to talk to online? Fellow bitter old cranks and Canadians.
What's the last letter of your middle name?: l
Are you pregnant?: Yes. Yes I am. And she will bring the world to its knees.
Do you still talk to your first boyfriend/girlfreind?: Hah, um, heh... first... (loading gun)
Who did you vote for on American Idol?: (BLAM!)
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?: between 2 and 7
Do you drink Egg Nog?: Not in July. Though, now that you mention it. Mmmmmm....
When was the last time you saw your boyfriend/girlfriend?: Please stop assumiong I've had one of these.
Have you ever had a hickey?: I gave myself one when I was 7. It was magical.
Do you stilll like the Dixie Chicks, despite the Bush Comments? I still don't like the Dixie Chicks, but now would consider sending them a few bucks because of the Bush comments, Republican.
What do you buy at the movies?: A handjob and a round of felching.
Do you know how to play poker?: Of course.
Who do you cheat off of at school?: #1, not in school. #2, never needed to cheat, moron.
Do you wear your seatbelt?: No, I prefer to get ticketed and risk a needless death at every turn rather than chafe my tits.
What do you sleep in? A bed.
Anything big ever happen in your town? Well, we're expecting a new telegraph line any day now.
How many meals do you eat a day?: Meals? I eat no meals, only snacks and kittens
Ever give anyone the Rejecton Hotline?: No, it is cowardly and cruel. (Call it yourself: 617-861-3962)
Ever give anyone the Rejecton Hotline?: Indeed. Then she tried to act like it was a misunderstanding.
Is your tongue pierced?: No way.
Do you always read MySpace bulletins?: Never! Except for always.
Do you have A.D.D?: My shoes are tight!
Do you like funny or serious people better?: Silent people. I like people who are silent. Bring me mutes.
Do you hate when ex's talk about their new girlfriends/
boyfriends?: Ex whats? Ex coworkers?
Ever been to Vegas?: Hell yeah.
Paris or Nicole?: Nicole is over-rated and has a lousy transit system.
Do you make good pancakes?: indeed, but not in years.
Is Nick Lachey hot?: Nick Who?
Did you eat a cookie today?: Oddly enough, no. No I haven't. Not yet.
Do you cuss words in other langauges? I never fuckin' pretend to not cuss by using silly tricks, punta.
Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?: Both, but I prefer owning the physical CDs, so I do that the most, kid.
Do you hate chocolate?: Do you hate America?! DO YOU?!
What do you and your parents fight about the most?: I haven't fought with my parents in years and years.
Favorite pro team?: AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels.
Is your cell usually on viberate or ring?: Mine doesn't have "viberate"