File This Under "WTF"

[xanthos_samurai]

 At some point sometime soon I will make an actual freakin' post about, you know, my life and shit.

But for now, have a hilarious conversation between my Mom and I.  (For reference this took place over Facebook chat after my Mother had declared war on Kiddo over Mafia wars.  He had recruited my help and I had joined him against Mom.)


Mom:
You are in SO MUCH Trouble. Betrayer!!!!!!!
I sucker punch you IN THE FACE

Xan:
YOU BETRAYED MY BROTHER

Mom:  
you betrayer YOUR MOTHER!!!!!

Xan:
YOU STARED IT!!

Mom:  
he's a snot nosed little GINGER!!
send me an energy pack

Xan:  
BETCH YOU DON'T GET TO ASK ME FOR FAVORS YOU SUCKER PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE

Mom:  
You deserved it......EP...pretty please!!//

Mom:  
you just got killed. LOL

Xan:  
you just sassed yoru way out of an energy pack young lady

Mom:  
come on!!!!
I needs the stuff!!
I gotta get me some pack ...

Xan:  
YOU ADDICT

Mom:  
I cna't help it. I love you 
really really love you;)

Xan:  
I was going to call you and tell you how much i missed you

Mom:  
you miss me anyway!

Xan:  
I MISS THE CAT BOX SMELL MORE THAN I MISS YOU
Evil biscuit woman.