American Idol -Personal Request to Fans of Sanjaya
Dear Fanjayas (as you have so cleverly dubbed yourselves),
Please tell me where you have acquired the drugs that you all seem to be taking. The visual and auditory hallucinations are apparently quite amazing as they continually allow you to believe that this unattractive young man with the personality of a wet paper towel and so little singing talent as to make want to hurl, sound and appear handsome and amazingly talented. I believe I might like these drugs that you take week after week because that might possibly be the only way I can actually sit through his performance next week without changing the channel (usually the nausea his performances induce force me to change the channel after the first few lines, or notes, depending on the degree of suckiness).
xanfan
I apologize if I seem to harsh, but the boy is just really, really, really (and one more really) bad. And yet he inexplicably is not in the bottom three week after awful week.
Please tell me where you have acquired the drugs that you all seem to be taking. The visual and auditory hallucinations are apparently quite amazing as they continually allow you to believe that this unattractive young man with the personality of a wet paper towel and so little singing talent as to make want to hurl, sound and appear handsome and amazingly talented. I believe I might like these drugs that you take week after week because that might possibly be the only way I can actually sit through his performance next week without changing the channel (usually the nausea his performances induce force me to change the channel after the first few lines, or notes, depending on the degree of suckiness).
xanfan
I apologize if I seem to harsh, but the boy is just really, really, really (and one more really) bad. And yet he inexplicably is not in the bottom three week after awful week.