I'm gonna get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, great news, folks. I thought all I'd be doing today was messing around on the computer, working on my play and going to dinner with a friend tonight.
But, I just found out I'm gonna get laid!!!! I was reading Craig's List Rants and Raves - one of my favorite sources of edification - and opened this post. And, I know that, if I read it on the internet, it's gotta be true:
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"After sex
Reply to: pers-516778381@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-21, 10:26PM PST
Because you opened this, u will have sex... Saturday, with a person who thinks you're beautiful and that you're their true love. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain!!! Break it and you will have relationship problems for ten years... Repost this with the title After Sex "
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I guess I'll just sit here and wait for the lovely lady to appear at my door and throw me on the bed. I'm glad I took a vitamin this morning... Zowee!!!!!! I'll let you know how it goes.
But, I just found out I'm gonna get laid!!!! I was reading Craig's List Rants and Raves - one of my favorite sources of edification - and opened this post. And, I know that, if I read it on the internet, it's gotta be true:
****
"After sex
Reply to: pers-516778381@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-21, 10:26PM PST
Because you opened this, u will have sex... Saturday, with a person who thinks you're beautiful and that you're their true love. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain!!! Break it and you will have relationship problems for ten years... Repost this with the title After Sex "
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I guess I'll just sit here and wait for the lovely lady to appear at my door and throw me on the bed. I'm glad I took a vitamin this morning... Zowee!!!!!! I'll let you know how it goes.