Iron Chef Party!!!!1
EDIT: We are accepting contestants!!!!
Categories / Rules:
The Missionary Position
White bread, orange cheese (Cheddar or American) and butter or margarine only.
The Kama Sutra
Any kind of bread, any kind of butter, and any kind of cheese (or blend of cheeses) plus additional ingredients.
***Contestants are not required to enter into both categories but are absolutely welcome to.
Prerequisites:
If you would like to compete please bring your own pan, spatula, and ingredients. A gas-based heat source will be provided by the house. If you prefer, you are also welcome to bring an electric skillet.
Definitions:
Bread: Any leavened or unleavened, flour-based and baked thing that looks like bread, you idiot.
Butter: For the purposes of simplicity, all sammich-grilling lubricants will be hereafter referred to as "Butter." You can use oils or margarines if you prefer, but make sure it fits within the sammich category you've chosen. FLAVORED BUTTERS AND OILS (MAYONNAISE, INFUSED WITH GARLIC, ETC.) ARE NOT PERMITTED IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION CATEGORY.
Cheese: Made from milk, be it mother's, goat, cow, cat, rabbit, soy, or almonds.