Today's Latest Fashion Statement: Lesbians
SIGH. Okay, I know how titillating it can be to see two girls kissing, but does it have to be all over the TV and in the bars/clubs? It's losing its appeal real fast. There is this new phenomenon called "Bar-Sexual," and what it is is when a couple of straight girls start kissing in a club for no reason other than to turn on the guys. There is no real emotion involved, there is no stimulation or even consequence. There's this song; it's called "I Kissed A Girl," by a singer named Katy Perry. It's got a great dance beat , but it's the lyrics that are so indicitive of today's trend. "I kissed a girl, and I liked it..." Hell, if *I* were to kiss a girl, it'd be a fucking miracle and guys kissing girls have been around a hell of a lot longer than girls kissing girls in bars! What is up with this shit? And then there's the TV. Everywhere...and I mean everywhere, girls are sleeping together and messing around and doing all sorts of lesbian stuff. Used to be that anything gay was totally off-limits, and now it's popular to be lesbian. Oh, and they're always hot, too. You notice that? Even Ellen DeGeneres is hot and she' s BUTCH. You always see those so-called "Lipstick Lesbians." You never see those butch lesbians on TV. Not even on the trashy daytime talk shows that are famous for all sorts of cultural strangeness, let alone a TV show like "Grey's Anatomy." Gay men? Now they are not trendy. Except with the trendy girls. Gay men still get the shit beaten out of them on a regular basis, poor bastards. I feel bad for them, 'coz not only are they the victims of innumerable hate crimes, they're NOT FASHIONABLE. I'm not turned on by lesbians or lesbian behavior simply because it tells me there are two more girls I'll never stand a chance with!