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There is something about a disobedient little kid that really, truly gets to me.
I'm not talking about your usual disobedient children- the kind who know they aren't supposed to get up and go to sharpen their pencil without asking, but do because their tiny little brains are still having memory problems and self control problems- I'm writing specifically about those little brats that make it their sole purpose in life to directly disobey you because they know it will piss you off.
I work with about ten or so of those exact type of children. It's almost as if they put the kids in there, in the same class, so that that would be the only difficult class, and then they stuck me in there because they thought "Hmm, well she looks like a mentally and physically strong young individual who we'd like to torture and break down into a little million pieces by sticking her in a class full of mini-demonic beings that were spewed from the pit of catholic hell itself."
Now,I know exactly what you are thinking. "Oh! She's just exaggerating." Well, you're wrong. I literally have the worst class in the whole exitance of humanity. These are the type of kids who purposely sit when you say stand, run faster when you say slow down and get pumped up when you say calm down. They like to bite and to hit and to run with scissors and they love to make me crazy because they just adore the faces I make when I'm contemplating suicide. Actually, they love it when I say "I'm going to kill myself with this safety scissor and glue stick"
Tell me how it is that grown ups have this terriffying power to instill fear into these kids, but I come off like some rediculous stuffed animal that advises children not to create forest fires? You look at them and listen, but you don't actually take the advice of Smokey the bear. You sort of just.. enjoy the fact that he's a stuffed animal and ignore the rest.
I think children are parasites.
I'm not talking about your usual disobedient children- the kind who know they aren't supposed to get up and go to sharpen their pencil without asking, but do because their tiny little brains are still having memory problems and self control problems- I'm writing specifically about those little brats that make it their sole purpose in life to directly disobey you because they know it will piss you off.
I work with about ten or so of those exact type of children. It's almost as if they put the kids in there, in the same class, so that that would be the only difficult class, and then they stuck me in there because they thought "Hmm, well she looks like a mentally and physically strong young individual who we'd like to torture and break down into a little million pieces by sticking her in a class full of mini-demonic beings that were spewed from the pit of catholic hell itself."
Now,I know exactly what you are thinking. "Oh! She's just exaggerating." Well, you're wrong. I literally have the worst class in the whole exitance of humanity. These are the type of kids who purposely sit when you say stand, run faster when you say slow down and get pumped up when you say calm down. They like to bite and to hit and to run with scissors and they love to make me crazy because they just adore the faces I make when I'm contemplating suicide. Actually, they love it when I say "I'm going to kill myself with this safety scissor and glue stick"
Tell me how it is that grown ups have this terriffying power to instill fear into these kids, but I come off like some rediculous stuffed animal that advises children not to create forest fires? You look at them and listen, but you don't actually take the advice of Smokey the bear. You sort of just.. enjoy the fact that he's a stuffed animal and ignore the rest.
I think children are parasites.