somehow, i ended up with this level-- so cool
Nicked from lina_trinch!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very HighLevel 7 (Violent)ExtremeLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Level 7
Don't offer less than 50 when you try to bribe your way in. The Minotaur will have your balls. He is a hardass motherfucker, and this is the Seventh fucking Level of Hell, so your punkass better recognize. We even have a river of the most bitchin barbecue sauce you will ever taste. And you can SWIM IN IT. Apparently, it looks like blood to the levels up top-- and that is hella tits.
The crowd down here is made up of high-rollers who can and will wreck your shit, so don't be causin' no aggro. We can all enjoy the sexy centaur dancers together.
It smells like ass here. But, newsflash, this ain't Heaven.
If you're down for some real freaky shit, we have these trees where all the emos like to dick around in the branches like the bugfuck weirdos they are. There are some sick fruits in that forest: Use with caution; you will trip like a goddamn motherfucker. This is also where the sexy harpies gather, and them bitches be downright nasty. Any twisted fetish you got, they deliver. And you don't even have to pay.
Beyond that is a nudist desert dance party where there is an eternal fireworks show. It is fucking awesome. Expect to have sex while you're out there.
Final note, it's best you don't borrow money from anyone during your stay.
Welcome your ass to Level Seven.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very HighLevel 7 (Violent)ExtremeLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Level 7
Don't offer less than 50 when you try to bribe your way in. The Minotaur will have your balls. He is a hardass motherfucker, and this is the Seventh fucking Level of Hell, so your punkass better recognize. We even have a river of the most bitchin barbecue sauce you will ever taste. And you can SWIM IN IT. Apparently, it looks like blood to the levels up top-- and that is hella tits.
The crowd down here is made up of high-rollers who can and will wreck your shit, so don't be causin' no aggro. We can all enjoy the sexy centaur dancers together.
It smells like ass here. But, newsflash, this ain't Heaven.
If you're down for some real freaky shit, we have these trees where all the emos like to dick around in the branches like the bugfuck weirdos they are. There are some sick fruits in that forest: Use with caution; you will trip like a goddamn motherfucker. This is also where the sexy harpies gather, and them bitches be downright nasty. Any twisted fetish you got, they deliver. And you don't even have to pay.
Beyond that is a nudist desert dance party where there is an eternal fireworks show. It is fucking awesome. Expect to have sex while you're out there.
Final note, it's best you don't borrow money from anyone during your stay.
Welcome your ass to Level Seven.