When I say shotgun, you say: _______
Oh, if only Miray read that subject. I almost thought about apologizing to her during the summer.
A shirt from Kohls, which I have had since like eigth grade.
My sister displaying her non-grillz anymore.
Family.
Our room at the Holiday Inn. It was actually exceptionally nice for a Holiday Inn.
Mi familia se veste.
There was a small dinner the night before, so everyone could properly meet each other:
The next morning, we went out to breakfast at a place called "Eggs and I" or something:
This picture, Timur, was sentimental for me, except not gay. Jenny and I took a similar picture, it was just for spite. I was wearing the same shoes and Jenny was wearing the same type of shoe, just hers was green.
Eggs Benedict.
This waiter had on a shirt that was like "TTYL"...never or something, haha.
This picture was for you, Michelle.
We were all done eating dinner, then my family decided to come and we had to wait for them.
Later, we went shopping and browsing around the Cape:
This picture is also for you, Michelle. AHAHAHAHAH.
These next pictures are boss.
Preparations:
New Tommy Hilfiger boxers.
My sister working her makeup.
My brother-in-law deciding what to write on the card. He was probably thinking, "This wedding is not a quarter as expensive as ours."
My blingbling, which I wore to my sister's wedding. It is just so pimp, I felt compelled to wear it. I mean, at four-thousand dollars together, I felt wealthy for a night.
I love to dress up. If anyone ever wants to dress up fancily and go out to a nice restaurant, I would do it in a second.
WEDDING:
All I could think about is how Jenny and I would pretend that was us, were we still in love. Ishil looked very pretty, but Troy is spectrally white.
I was the fucking videographer.
They cast these two stones into the sea, to like represent something gay and sentimental.
Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?
I DO! Some of these pictures are not in chronological order, because my parents decided to take a million pictures, so I filtered the good ones.
Self-entitled.
Haha, nigger, I am taller than you!
Why do I look like a duck when I smile?
CRUNK:
Waiting to pee.
What time is it? Time to drink until I pawn that watch for more booze.
Metin.
Timur talking to his gf. She actually has a cute voice, for a Jew.
OHOH suckit.
BREAKFAST:
We gathered once more, before we finally left.
