My beef with Alexandra Adornetto

Dec 31, 2010 12:18

Alexandra Adornetto is the arrogant bitch who wrote Halo, yet another anti-feminist, abusive relationship glorifying piece of shit to hit the planet. Some time ago she wrote an article, titled 'Why teenage boys suck more than vampires', and you can find the article here: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/why-teenage-boys-suck-more-than-vampires-20100710-104ub.html

Before you read my entry I suggest you read the article, otherwise my reply wont make sense.

Not surprisingly, the article disgusted me outright. I felt ashamed to even be in the same country as this brain dead, arrogant bitch. She is the prime example of the typical twitard teenager, I have to say.

My response:

Now I know that Twilight has actually been used in real life as the inspiration for tweens to find their own Edward Cullen. Girls have asked their boyfriends to watch them while they sleep and put ice to their lips before they kiss them. Twilight dildos have also been invented to support this twisted fantasy. But what people don't seem to understand is that Edward Cullen is in no way whatsoever appealing, and I don't care how gorgeous he is. Okay, he's hard and pretty and marble and whatever, but the guy is a douche. But he is made out to be perfect. Comparing him to ordinary teenage boys is quite ridiculous since perfection doesn't exist, for one, and the whole concept of comparing fantasy to reality and demanding reality to suit their fantasy is asinine. Why do you demand human beings to be like a fictional character? Where is the sense in that? If you are convinced that a fictional character gives you more satisfaction than a human, then you are a sad, silly person with absolutely no life and a major stick up your ass. Which is precicely what Adornetto is.
Who does this girl think she is? Some kind of princess who only deserves a knight in shining armour? Oh wait, that wouldn't be good enough for her either, because he wouldn't have sparkling armour and his name isn't Sir Edward. Silly me.

Now then, allow me to explain that not every single guy is an ass and a commitment phobe. Perhaps you need to get out more and try to actually find out for yourself. Sure, nice guys are hard to find. But it is the same with teenage girls. Trust me. But I happen to know a few nice guys, one who has the right idea about love and relationships. So you see, not all teenage boys have issues with that, little girl.
Also Edward isn't a commitment king. What kind of a boyfriend FORCES his commitment onto Bella? In fact if anything he uses his constant commitment to tighten the leash around the poor bitch so she is convinced she wont ever want to leave the gentleman of a sparklepire. Edward is not a protector either. You know how he would be? If he stayed away from Bella completely. Because his blood lust for her never ceases. He said himself it's hard to control it, and he could hurt her quite easily. So why doesn't he stay away from her? Because he prefers to stay with her for the smell of her tasty, tasty blood. Oh, and hormones, because apparently Edward Cullen never grew from his adolescent years.

And of course there's the whole 'ew teenage boys are mean and they dont want commitments like we dooooo and they dont wanna talk to uuuus and they just want us for seeeeeeex' and bla bla bla. Oh my dear, thou are indeed a hypocrite. Do you honestly think teenage girls are any better? Teenage boys and teenage girls have a lot in common in that aspect if you really think about it. Let's draw comparisons, shall we?

Some boys are nto into commitments. Some girls are not into commitment either.

Some boys do fight. And some girls fight too. How many times have I heard about fights in high school where girls kick, scratch and smack eachother?

Some boys do just date girls for sex. And guess what? Some girls do just date guys for sex.

Some boys cheat. And some girls cheat as well. I know several girls who even encouraged each other to two time their guys, because it's 'more fun' that way.

Some boys are in it for appearances. And the same goes vice versa for girls. Even Andornetto admits that the only redeeming features in her ex boyfriend were his looks. Many girls only like to date hot guys for their hotness and don't bother to see past that. That's why Edward Cullen is so popular.

Some boys are unhygenic. You think every girl is squeaky clean???

Some boys always drink. Annnnnd many girls do the same damn thing. You know how many girls spend their weekends getting wasted?

Some boys are immature. Some girls are also immature. Whether it's relationships, or just every day life. Every teenager has the ability to be immature. Every person has the ability to immature. It's not just teen boys, it is very much teen girls as well.

Some boys only care about how they appear to their mates. And girls have the exact same issues. Heck why do you think cliques exist in every single school, even single-sex schools? Why is it that when a girl joins a certain group, it does happen that said girl will become just like the members of her new group? Every teenager has a desire to fit in. Girls are not blessed with the ability to not have to worry about that. Many girls worry about how their own friends see them, because they want to fit in. They will do what their friends want them to do, and be how their friends want them to be. And it's the same for some guys too, I imagine.

I don't understand why teenage girls tend to think they can have a superiority complex and completely diss the opposite sex. Every single one of those girls is a hypocrite. We are not better than boys. Boys are not better than us. We are all equally guilty. Stop being sexist and think you're being feminist. That's not what being a feminist is.

Also your whole thing of reality being 'overrated', is ludicrous. Who the fuck do you think you are? You should have listened to those psycholigists who suggested you get over the fact that fantasy and reality shall never combine.

Alexandra Adornetto, you are a sexist, hypocritical, deluded brat who has some serious growing up to do. I'm ashamed to say you are older than me and that people actually think you're a good writer. You are not heaven sent and you don't have the right to think that not even reality is good enough for you. You need to take that six foot stick out of your ass and get out of your little fantasy land. And please, oh please, someone take away her publishing contract.
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