Take It Off [Luxord/Demyx, Axel/Roxas]
Title: Take It Off
Pairing: Luxord/Demyx, Axel/Roxas
Type: humor/fluff
Written For: iwantasoda - HAVE SOME SRS LUX/DEM. OH YEAH.
Rating: PG-13
Why did Demyx have to suck so much at strip poker?
WHY?
Axel shook his head. "Dude, Luxord, lay off, man. You don't even have your gloves off, poor kid's gonna be naked soon."
Well duh. That's the general idea. Luxord grinned wolfishly. "What are you on about? I'm not even cheating." Well, maybe a little bit.
Demyx sighed. "No, it's okay..." He really wasn't any good at card games. He stood up and slipped out of the leather pants, revealing blue ducky-printed boxers. He was very, very glad he'd chosen to wear underwear at all today.
Axel shook his head. His coat was off, but he was still wearing pants and boots - Luxord, of course, was fully clothed. "Like hell you're not."
Roxas quietly watched the exchange, then looked down at his cards. He had taken off his gloves, one at a time, but at least his coat was still on. Axel would be far too happy if he was half-naked.
"Fine, fine..." But the next round came by, and he still had the best hand.
"Goddamnit!" Axel flung his cards down on the table. "I fucking hate you!"
Roxas patted him on the shoulder, then withdrew his hand quickly. His skin was burning hot.
"Luxord..." Demyx leaned over and vaguely tugged at the blond's sleeve.
Luxord blinked. "What is it?"
"It's not fair..." he passed the material through his slim fingers. "Not fair at all."
"What, should I lose on purpose so I can take my coat off?"
Demyx surprised everyone, himself included, by nodding.
Axel threw up his hands. "Then what the hell are we doing playing poker? Let's just get naked!"
Roxas glared indignantly. "I don't want to get naked!"
"I will make you want to get naked!"
"Try me!" Roxas glared challengingly up at the redhead.
"I will!"
"Bring it!" Roxas opened up a portal and shoved himself backwards through it, giving Axel only a split second to dash after him. Of course, he upset the table on the way, which went flying into Demyx's face.
Luxord jumped up and grabbed the table, then threw it with a surprising amount of force against the opposite wall. It hit with a loud crack, and fell to the floor in pieces.
He kneeled down beside the younger Nobody, and brushed a hand along his forehead, not thinking about what he was doing. "Are you okay?"
Demyx winced. "I've... been better." Then he grinned up at the gambler. "Hey, Luxord."
"What?"
"Well.." Demyx looked playfully innocent. "There's one thing wrong with this picture."
"What is it?" Luxord was about to pull away, but a soft hand grabbed ahold of his coat zipper.
"I'm lying under you, almost naked... and you're still wearing your coat." He shook his head, grinning at the incredulous look on Luxord's face. "Didn't I tell you should take it off?"
"Um... yes." Oh god, yes.
Pairing: Luxord/Demyx, Axel/Roxas
Type: humor/fluff
Written For: iwantasoda - HAVE SOME SRS LUX/DEM. OH YEAH.
Rating: PG-13
Why did Demyx have to suck so much at strip poker?
WHY?
Axel shook his head. "Dude, Luxord, lay off, man. You don't even have your gloves off, poor kid's gonna be naked soon."
Well duh. That's the general idea. Luxord grinned wolfishly. "What are you on about? I'm not even cheating." Well, maybe a little bit.
Demyx sighed. "No, it's okay..." He really wasn't any good at card games. He stood up and slipped out of the leather pants, revealing blue ducky-printed boxers. He was very, very glad he'd chosen to wear underwear at all today.
Axel shook his head. His coat was off, but he was still wearing pants and boots - Luxord, of course, was fully clothed. "Like hell you're not."
Roxas quietly watched the exchange, then looked down at his cards. He had taken off his gloves, one at a time, but at least his coat was still on. Axel would be far too happy if he was half-naked.
"Fine, fine..." But the next round came by, and he still had the best hand.
"Goddamnit!" Axel flung his cards down on the table. "I fucking hate you!"
Roxas patted him on the shoulder, then withdrew his hand quickly. His skin was burning hot.
"Luxord..." Demyx leaned over and vaguely tugged at the blond's sleeve.
Luxord blinked. "What is it?"
"It's not fair..." he passed the material through his slim fingers. "Not fair at all."
"What, should I lose on purpose so I can take my coat off?"
Demyx surprised everyone, himself included, by nodding.
Axel threw up his hands. "Then what the hell are we doing playing poker? Let's just get naked!"
Roxas glared indignantly. "I don't want to get naked!"
"I will make you want to get naked!"
"Try me!" Roxas glared challengingly up at the redhead.
"I will!"
"Bring it!" Roxas opened up a portal and shoved himself backwards through it, giving Axel only a split second to dash after him. Of course, he upset the table on the way, which went flying into Demyx's face.
Luxord jumped up and grabbed the table, then threw it with a surprising amount of force against the opposite wall. It hit with a loud crack, and fell to the floor in pieces.
He kneeled down beside the younger Nobody, and brushed a hand along his forehead, not thinking about what he was doing. "Are you okay?"
Demyx winced. "I've... been better." Then he grinned up at the gambler. "Hey, Luxord."
"What?"
"Well.." Demyx looked playfully innocent. "There's one thing wrong with this picture."
"What is it?" Luxord was about to pull away, but a soft hand grabbed ahold of his coat zipper.
"I'm lying under you, almost naked... and you're still wearing your coat." He shook his head, grinning at the incredulous look on Luxord's face. "Didn't I tell you should take it off?"
"Um... yes." Oh god, yes.