Derrick!
Guess what?! Mum's letting me get my bellybutton pierced. Almost. Well, she doesn't know yet, but she will eventually. And I'm going really soon, with some of my friends.
Do you think I should get a tatoo? Alot of guys think that's attractive. Hey! You're a guy, what do you think?
Everyone at home misses you alot! Especially some of the girls in the neighborhood. (wink, wink) I've told them you're single now... But, you know, mum and dad miss you too of course. And me! It's lonely without my big brother here with me!
Hugs and kisses,
Maggie
Mags,
You're not getting a tattoo, or a piercing, or doing anything else you're thinking about doing. Mum would never allow it. Besides, you're too young. And hey, whatever happened to little Maggie, the one who used to beg me to have tea parties with her all the time? Maybe you should go back to being that age. ;)
I guess I'm glad that I'm missed, but I don't know what "girls" you're talking about, here. Anyway, say hello to mum and dad for me.
Write back (and don't do anything irrational),
Derrick
I think my little sister's gone mental.