Kim's fic!!!

Aug 31, 2007 23:44

My friend Kim wrote me this fic and I love her and it...lol :)
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Peter. Now, this young man had a tendency to be very silly and a complete imbecile, which got him into a lot of trouble! Peter had a very good friend, named Patrick, who liked to wear hats. Patrick was a very nice boy, leaving Peter's family very surprised that he was friends with him. People weren't very nice to Peter, because he was a very big nerd. And although Patrick would never dare tell Peter this, he secretly cared about him more than he showed. In fact,Patrick was madly in love with Peter. Peter was very stupid and oblivious though, so he did not realize this. One day, Peter decided he wanted to go to the mall. He called his very good friend Patrick on the telephone and said, "Patrick, I want to go to the mall." Peter stopped for a moment, thinking about his next words. "You're driving." Peter ended the conversation. Patrick was very confused about Peter's odd ways, but agreed and was in front of Peter's house in a very quick fashion. He liked to spend time with Peter. Peter got inside the car, and Patrick drove them to the mall. Patrick tried on many, many hats. Peter put on some girl jeans that looked very lovely on him. He didn't have enough money with him, though, to pay for them. Patrick liked these jeans very much, and since he also liked Peter very much, he insisted he pay for them. Peter and Patrick left the mall, Patrick wearing his new hat, and Peter in his new tight pants. They got in the car. Patrick looked at Peter and said, "Peter, you mean very much to me. I am very happy when I am with you." Peter said, "I know." With a shocked look on his face, Patrick asked, "But Peter, how could you know?" Peter answered, "When I was seven years old, a psychic told me that the first person to buy me a pair of jeans while they are wearing a hat will be your true love. And that is how I know, dear Patrick. That, and the fact that I found the camera in my shower." Patrick smiled, but looked confused. "But Peter, I didn't put the camera in your shower. I put it near the mirror across from your bed." Peter paused for a moment, then nodded his head. "Oh yes, the one in the shower was mine." They both gave hearty laughs, before looking one another in the eye. "Peter?" Patrick asked. "Yes Patrick?" Peter said. "May I kiss you?" Patrick asked. "No," Peter answered, shaking his head. "I can't let you do that." Patrick looked sad and ataken back, before he suddenly felt Peter's lips on his own. They parted. "Not until I kissed you," Peter said, putting his hand on Patrick's thigh. And suddenly, there were lack of clothing on both boys, and boy secks taking place in the backseat of Patrick's mother's sedan. 
The end. 

oh dear, fic

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