Oh my gosh this cracked me up :) I'm bored at Panera again. I might see a movie tonight, horray!
1) Your first name? Whitney
1.Another word used for cocaine.
2. A girl that you definitely wanna take home to ma and pa... Amazing girl, that you should never let go!
2) Nickname? Whit
A Super Hot and Sexy Woman with Junk in 'er Trunk.
hahaha, oh yea...I've got all the junk covered
3) Favorite color? Yellow
1.Another term for asians.
Their are also white people, black people and brown people but the majority of people from Asia are yellow.
2.Yellow is the colour that divides edible snow from non-edible snow
You shouldn't eat yellow snow
If you eat yellow snow, you'll probably get sick
4) A friend's name? Jenn
As the world is so overpopulated with Jennifers, we need to be able to distinguish the cool from the evil. The only acceptable abreviation for the cool Jennifers is Jenn. Jenny, Jen, Nifer and any other variations of Jennifer are hereby deemed stupid and will no longer be tolerated! Anyone still answering to any other variation will be recognised as evil and or a loser!
Linda: "Is that Jenny over there?"
Tim: *smacks Linda's face* "You mean Jenn right???"
Linda: *sobbing* "OMG I soooo meant to say Jenn!"
Tim: "It's okay, I won't tell Jenn what you called her! But only this once."
5) Food? bagel
1.A derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.
Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day
that lazy bastard
2. The word for "fuck" used by us kids when around adults.
1."Mother bagel! Why did you just throw that at my foot?"
2. person 1 "BAGEL!"
person 2 "What?"
person 1 " I lost my homework!"
Haha i've never heard either of these.
6) Hometown? westerville.
The finest of all the Columbus, Ohio suburbs-- Westerville is the rich man's Reynoldsburg and the blue-collar Dublin. Home to attractions such as the Anti-Saloon League Museum, the Hanby House and the world's largest crystal ball, it's hard to spend an idle day in a city so alive with opportunity. Westerville is conveniently located between Easton Town Center and Polaris Fashion Place. The uptown shopping district features poppin' spots such as Schneider's Bakery, Graeter's Ice Cream and Pasquale's Italian Kitchen. Simply unparalleled by neighboring suburbs, Westerville exudes laid-back sophistication.
Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "Westerville."
Person 1: *bows down in the presence of glory*
7)Another friend's name? Dustin
1. a hunky sex of a man
2. the act of taking a shit
Hahahaha.
(8) Your last name? It's not defined! How sad!