The Evil of Bridezilla
My little sister is getting married in less than a month. It's been slowly sinking in over the past few months, and I'm finally getting close to the OMG!!!!!!!! stage. I'm not freaking out in an "OMG I'm so jealous my baby sister is getting married and I'm still single and I'm going to die a spinster" sort of way; I'm having more of an "OMG my baby sister is old enough to get married and I feel so freaking old" reaction. Ugh.
And the age thing is really hitting home. For a bachelorette party, my sister is having a sex toy party. *twitch* I really, really don't want to think about my sister as being old enough to attend that sort of thing.
Also, I'm finding that bridesmaid dreams are some of the most vivid, terrifying dreams a person can have. I had one the other night in which my sister moved up the date of the wedding to the very next day and I still didn't have my dress. To make things worse, I'd somehow put on a hundred extra pounds I was determined to lose by the following day. I actually had managed to lose much of it by later in the dream (I want that diet plan, now) just in time for the bachelorette party, which we got lost on the way to and ended up trapped in an abandoned Burger King in the middle of nowhere and we had to sneak aboard a train car shaped like the King to escape. Weird.
And the age thing is really hitting home. For a bachelorette party, my sister is having a sex toy party. *twitch* I really, really don't want to think about my sister as being old enough to attend that sort of thing.
Also, I'm finding that bridesmaid dreams are some of the most vivid, terrifying dreams a person can have. I had one the other night in which my sister moved up the date of the wedding to the very next day and I still didn't have my dress. To make things worse, I'd somehow put on a hundred extra pounds I was determined to lose by the following day. I actually had managed to lose much of it by later in the dream (I want that diet plan, now) just in time for the bachelorette party, which we got lost on the way to and ended up trapped in an abandoned Burger King in the middle of nowhere and we had to sneak aboard a train car shaped like the King to escape. Weird.