Big Bad Bulry Bikers and their babes
There's this biker guy at the bar I frequent. He's big, has a biker beard, wears black, has about nine rings, and has long hair that is braided in a pony tail running down his back. He's been going to this bar as long as I have if not longer. Now the bar I go to is not your traditional biker bar. He's usually the only biker there, unless he brings a friend. He sits at the bar quietly, talks on his phone quietly, talks to his girlfriend quietly, in fact most of the time you don't even know that he is there. Colby says he has struck up a conversation with him on occasion and I've exchanged a few words with him once in a while. All in all he seems like a nice guy, one that could kick my ass in a heart beat. Oh and he always carries a gun. I didn't know that until tonight.
I walk into the bar and get greeted by Tony like I'm a nephew he hasn't seen in a few weeks. We exchange pleasantries he asks about Sonia (because that is who he secretly wants to see)I say hi to the drunk cook sitting at the end of the bar. Next to the cook sits Colby, the non-smoker smoking. Next to him sits burly biker guy. Their talking I'm not sure what about, I talk to Tony off and on only catching snippets of the conversation when in walks burly biker guy's babe. She's a nice woman, not really my type are that particularly attractive (even if I wasn't married). What catches my attention though is her shirt. It says If you think ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. I found this funny and as she is greeting burly biker guy I mention it to Colby. Who smiles and agrees. Conversation continues the way it was before biker babe arrives. Colby talking to BBG and me to Tony when I Colby say speaking of that Wayne mentioned your shirt when you walked in. I immediately think SHIT. BBB says oh yeah and begins to talk to Colby for about a split second when BBG says Wait, a minute! You read her shirt? You were checking out her tits weren't you. This is the moment when everyone in the bar stops talking and looks at me.
Now I know that there is no right answer to this question. I truly was just looking at her shirt a) I see a lot of tits (about thirty six hours of tits a week) b) I thought the t-shirt was funny and c) not that fantastic anyway. If I tell him I was looking at her tits I could die if I tell him I wasn't looking at her tits I could die. I decide to go with the truth. He laughs she's slightly disappointed. He smiles at my diplomatic answer and then asks me if he intimidates me. We then proceed to a conversation about standing up for what you believe in and my personal philosophy of not complaining about something unless I've tried to do something to change it.
Turns out BBG is a pretty down to earth guy who doesn't take shit from anyone. He's quiet until he needs to be loud. He carries a gun but a few months ago when a customer was giving Tony a rough time and wasn't leaving without trouble BBG escorted him out to the curb. BBG says with amazement That fucker pulled a gun on me. Then with his voice trailing off as he walked off to the bathroom added He didn't leave with on though and that ended that part of the conversation. Even though BBG could kick anyone's ass he doesn't need too. He also doesn't need to brag about his ass kicking ability. I respect that. I also think it can't hurt having a friend like that.
I walk into the bar and get greeted by Tony like I'm a nephew he hasn't seen in a few weeks. We exchange pleasantries he asks about Sonia (because that is who he secretly wants to see)I say hi to the drunk cook sitting at the end of the bar. Next to the cook sits Colby, the non-smoker smoking. Next to him sits burly biker guy. Their talking I'm not sure what about, I talk to Tony off and on only catching snippets of the conversation when in walks burly biker guy's babe. She's a nice woman, not really my type are that particularly attractive (even if I wasn't married). What catches my attention though is her shirt. It says If you think ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. I found this funny and as she is greeting burly biker guy I mention it to Colby. Who smiles and agrees. Conversation continues the way it was before biker babe arrives. Colby talking to BBG and me to Tony when I Colby say speaking of that Wayne mentioned your shirt when you walked in. I immediately think SHIT. BBB says oh yeah and begins to talk to Colby for about a split second when BBG says Wait, a minute! You read her shirt? You were checking out her tits weren't you. This is the moment when everyone in the bar stops talking and looks at me.
Now I know that there is no right answer to this question. I truly was just looking at her shirt a) I see a lot of tits (about thirty six hours of tits a week) b) I thought the t-shirt was funny and c) not that fantastic anyway. If I tell him I was looking at her tits I could die if I tell him I wasn't looking at her tits I could die. I decide to go with the truth. He laughs she's slightly disappointed. He smiles at my diplomatic answer and then asks me if he intimidates me. We then proceed to a conversation about standing up for what you believe in and my personal philosophy of not complaining about something unless I've tried to do something to change it.
Turns out BBG is a pretty down to earth guy who doesn't take shit from anyone. He's quiet until he needs to be loud. He carries a gun but a few months ago when a customer was giving Tony a rough time and wasn't leaving without trouble BBG escorted him out to the curb. BBG says with amazement That fucker pulled a gun on me. Then with his voice trailing off as he walked off to the bathroom added He didn't leave with on though and that ended that part of the conversation. Even though BBG could kick anyone's ass he doesn't need too. He also doesn't need to brag about his ass kicking ability. I respect that. I also think it can't hurt having a friend like that.