Disclaimer: George Lucas owns Star Wars. This story is purely a work of absurdity fan fiction, and I am not making any profit from it.
Author's notes: Wacky dialogue ensues! Plus, Palpatine takes a closer look at Anakin's Awesome Ass. (Well, who wouldn't?) Also, behind the first lj-cut, you'll find a list of links to all the chapters by title
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