I objectify men.  I've accepted this.  Until I really get attached to them, they get nicknames - it also helps me tell my friends about what I'm up to when they can't keep names straight in their heads.  Hey.  Maybe I just do this for Fran. I think I just do this for Fran.

I don't know.  I'm going to burn and this is why.  I'm such a bad person.

Ski ( Read more... )

In general, dating sucks.  I am the Queen of Getting Stood up.  I do not know how to fix this.

Got stood up last night.  Decided to go out all by my damned self.  I'm glad I did.

Went to a spiffy after-hours party at a club called the Libertine in Cleveland.

Dancing.  Alcohol.

Belly-dancing by Kali's Fire!

Fire-breathing!

Piercing and suspension by ( Read more... )

Someone asked me today what a guy would have to do to make me happy.  Like, if he wanted to spend a lot of time with me and make me very happy, what would he have to do to make sure that happened...

I have no effing idea.  I don't think there's a magical formula.  I don't think you put in X, Y, and Z and automatically just get the end result. Should ( Read more... )

This makes me kinda wish I had a functional printer!

Click it, then scroll over then scroll down.

Ok, ok.  Here's a simpler one that's *much* easier to read.