because I. am. a badass.

Jun 19, 2005 19:29

Today I went to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith after work today. It did nothing but deepen my girl crush on Angelina Jolie. Or want to be as cool, calm, collected and AWESOME as she is in that movie. Or both.

I realized when I started to go for the 3:30 show that I wouldn't be out in time to go pick up my medicine in Salem. I figured best case scenario I would get out around five thirty, but the pharmacy closes at six. I got out of the movie at approximately 5:35, after I let the woman with the broken foot walk in front of me. I ran to my car and hopped onto 581, figuring I wouldn't make it, but thought I would try to. I ended up going the wrong way on 581, which I rapidly had to fix. I was figuring out the logistics in my mind and the fastest route to get to my destination. In other words, I felt like Jane Smith (Jolie). I figured that the clock in my car was about five minutes faster than real time. I kept checking the time and going probably faster than I should have. I pulled into the parking lot of the Kmart at about 6:02. I ran inside figuring it was too late, and saw that they hadn't dropped the metal screen yet. I ran up and grabbed the pharmacist before she closed it (which she didn't seem too happy about, and I understand, but I did need my prescription). Hey I apologized and everything!

Anyway! I was victorious! As I turned around and walked out, I heard the metal screen creak down behind me. I had to repress a giggle.

I rock!
Heh.
It's the little things, kids.

"You've moved from being the 'Jagged Little Pill' Alanis to the 'supposed former infatuation junkie' Alanis. You've evolved!"--Shannon

Jay gave me a funny idea for an entry, and I think I'll write it after I fix dinner.
m.

quotes, the little things

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