Wylde Legacish Generation 8.3
Hey guys, I know this was quick, but I was trying to get caught up!
as you may recall, the Wyldes were on vacation!
don't worry, he gets it from his mom!
That's it, walking into the spooky dark cavern wearing booty shorts is a good idea.
Koala: Hey look! I see a fug I haven't macked on yet!
That stupid ghost captain taught Koala the sea chantey which is now permanently stuck in my head.
I had Marielle try out the voodoo doll, but for the life of me can't remember what it did.
Hot vacationie made another stop over. Bask in his hottness.
First off, where did you get that soap from exactly? Second, do you really think this is a good idea?
Definitely not a good idea.
Neither was dipping your hand in it! Asshat!
She struts everywhere now. Like she's JLo or some shit.
You need to shut up, your life isn't that bad!
HV: have you thought about maybe ... closing your legs?
yeah? well I think YOU'RE crazy!
FRIGGEN LIGHTENING!
the fact that he enjoys jets of water aimed right for his butt worries me slightly
I seriously don't know what her issue was. She was super tired and super hungry.
So of course she was too tired to eat and too hungry to sleep ... dumbass.
well at least someone cares.
aaah it's good to be home!
Koala: oh mom, I know we've spent the last four days together, but I've missed you so!
... STILL with the hugging.
Koala: Oh yeah, old people sucking face, nothing sexier than that!
also it is worth noting at this point they moved back into the house simplicist built.
We invited over Bizarro (his name is Trent btw)
of course you want to sing the sea chantey with him, because you haven't sung it 358567697 times today.
guess sea chanteys turn him on!
LIAR!
new house, same Marielle
Aardvark: Hey! Stop it! It's only ok for ME to be romantic in public!
Marielle! You have a fucking room!
While I was taking this picture and fuming, I heard loud manly wailing.
Bizarro was in the kitchen weeping!
then two seconds later he was smiling .... freaking nutso!
Trent: oooh baby I love you so -kiss kiss-
Trent: Must wash the skank off!!!
Besides being Bipolar he is also apparently OCD as he washed his hands 8 times in one visit.
Looks like hot vacationie left her with more than just fond memories!
of course, it makes perfect sense for the whole family to gather in the smallest room of the house and sing a sea chantey!
you guys are such hypocrites! When I hovered over the action in their queue both of them had a picture of trent that said 'have fit'.
So I went to check their relationship panel, both of them had like -25 daily with him! ... wtf?
He was far too crazy not to move in!
I just get this image of her telling anyone who will listen about her sex life.
Like 'No, I don't need a new long distance carrier, but have you heard all the people I've slept with?'
Trent: Man I haven't even been moved in an hour and she's already bitching!
Trent gets a non BJ makeover and has acquired himself a perma scowl!
I don't know who this old man is, or why he's so angry, but he's been stealing their papers since like the 4th generation.
stuffing you face is not sexy dude!
were you raised in a fucking barn! Don't drink from the carton!
Koala: man, once I met this totally smokin' guy, I mean WOW he was hot!
Trent: Oh yeah, that dude is total man candy
wylde_sims: ... D:
oh shut up, I don't even know what you have to bitch about!
Aardvark finally became Dumbledore, LTW FTW!
Mmmm, baby you look so sexy all asleep and shit!
He then proceeded to 'relax' in bed next to her while she left, too bad I think her creepdar went off!
Trent: Uh, HELLO this bitch is getting in the way of my awesome cooking skillz!
She won.
I should've known she was the source of the problem.
Trent: -weeps-
Marielle: Looks like I'm gunna have to cut a bitch!
That didn't take long. Also LOL @ Koala cheering for her mom.
HaHa! You got beat up by an old lady!
Marielle: you better watch you're back! I'll cut you too!
Koala: Come on! Lets sing a sea chantey!
Trent: -weeps like a little girl!-
Not Again!
That's what you get for being cocky!
HUGZ TIEMZ!
this is really the last thing we need.
So we try our luck with gypsy hag again
... what?
OMG WHY GOD? WHY!!!!!
oh well, she's not picky.
Kitchen smustle is fun for the whole family!
Aardvark: OOOH! Baby!
That's the general idea, look at her! She's such a freak!
Meet Dragon Wylde, the first child of generation nine. He has his fathers skin and hair and his mothers eyes.
I'm pretty sure he only cares because Dragon is a boy, we already know he's sexist
Slap dance time yo!
Koala: It's stinky and squirmy and loud! Make it stop!
you could you know, change it's diaper?
oh suck it up!
Koala: I changed and fed it! It wont shut up!!
Maybe it's tired! Put it to bed!
Or dump it on the floor, I'm sure that will shut it up.
Koala: mmmm this food tastes like sex
Aardvark: I hope we can sing another sea chantey soon!
Bath Tub Pirates > Sea Chanteys
Marielle: Stop looking at me!
Oops
Why U so cute?
Calmest shower fixing ever!
Too bad he's not as good with trash compacters
Oooh sparky!
You're just failing all over the place today aren't you?
This is what happens when you're a slut!
Also, Dragon is toddlerized, and I have to say, he's totally adorable.
Thanks for the DNA hot vacationie!
Dragon Wylde:
Neat:4
Outgoing:9
Active:4
Playful:7
Nice:10 (where the hell did THIS come from?)
Marielle: WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL HERE?
Marielle finally found someone as needy as her!
Hey Trent? Why does everyone hates you?
Trent: How could you do that to me?
Marielle: Bitch! That's my punching bag!
Marielle: I just realized he kind of looks like that asshat!
Dragon: WAAAAHHH Someone come and take me away! They abuse me and left me on the floor to DIE!
That's it! Trent finally grew a set!
Too bad his wife is too busy frenching the maid.
Dragon: Please nice lady, take me away from these people!
Bet you wish you hadn't taught him to talk now!
Maid: Don't worry little boy, I'll take you and raise you as my own!
Is it me or is he totally making the 'bad touch' face now?
Be careful what you wish for kid!
Hey now, don't get too full of yourself, HE has fan girls!
Poor Aardvark!
Marielle: my bitch sense is tingling! Somewhere that ass hat is picking on my beloved!
I see, it's not the PDA's you have a problem with, it's Trent!
uhm ... I think that's 6/20. I'm not sure
Marielle: Did you hear trent has crabs?
Koala: :D:D:D:D:D
should've payed more attention to him!
This is the first time they've been in the same room together without fighting since he moved in.
That trash compactor is fucking cursed!
LMAO @ Trent!
Koala: OMG THIS HOUSE IS FULL OF CRAZIES!
Trent: Hey there, you're pretty cute up close!
Trent: Too bad your grandma's a bitch!
What are you so angry about now?
oh ... BABY TIME!
Thanks for reading!