Wylde Legacish Generation 8.2
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Turns out life without her brothers and sister is boring.
So Koala moved back into her old dorm.
Brutnette Dormie: Hey baby! I think bums are sexy!
I think I'd make that face too if someone came at me with a pair of scissors and a powder puff!
see! Her fears were not unfounded!
18th times the charm!
BJ: Since we didn't grow up together, we're not REALLY brothers!
Bizarro!BJ: look dude! I'm still not making out with you!
You're all giggles now Dove, just wait until she breaks your wrist!
Looks like Bizarro hasn't quite forgiven her yet, he's bout to choke a bitch!
Don't worry, Koala likes it!
Oops!
Bizzaro: I know we just broke up, but damn! Isn't your sister sexy?
Still with the hugging!
Shark's room is the hot place to do your homework!
Bizzaro: He's just so majestic! I can't look away!
Seriously, does he have some sort of magnetism I'm not aware of?
omg!
STOP!
Time to get started on lover number 4!
Never peaking in the photobooth ever again!
This is really too easy.
Koala: so ... I have this book called the Kama Sutra ...
Brunette Dormie: A SEX BOOK? LETS GO NOW!!!!
4/20
That is a totally appropriate place to play red hands.
New graphics card bitches!
Of course having pixel shaders on makes the game explode. But atleast I can have a little extra prettyness.
Koala: so I know you're translucent and everything, but wanna make out?
I think translucent dormie is more than Dove's brain can handle.
Go shower! Maybe you'll be happier!
Get over it BJ he doesn't want your sexyback!
Sorry babe D:
now that you've been rejected by what is probably your biological brother, what will you do?
BATHROOM HULA!
Koala isn't the only one who takes Punch you Punch Me too far.
good thing we already know Koala likes it rough!
This is the face she made while waiting for her Boyfriend to come sex her.
(yeah she does have a boyfriend, I didn't even realize until I looked at her relationships panel.)
Sexin complete!
Marielle?
BJ: Did you hear my sister is dropping out college?
yep, college is boring, and isn't really helping her get 20 lovers.
Koala celebrates her new found adulthood by walking through a plate glass door.
I thought she was Chinchilla for a moment.
I love that closet so fucking much! This is why...
This is the face she makes when opening ...
and this when she closed it, for every single clothing option.
Well at least she likes the hair!
Koala: Lalala daddy sucks lalalala
Aardvark doesn't care what she thinks! He's captain of the S.S. Bathtub! Those are his first mates, Fishy 1 and Fishy 2!
Koala: Dear Internet, I am officially an adult now. So please send me lots of sexy people to mack on. xoxo Koala.
Koala: PS. Don't send this guy, he sucks, whoever he is.
Enjoy being young and sexy now, it's almost done!
Slap dance is serious business yo!
Koala: So mom, instead of getting a job, I plan on having twenty people in love with me at the same time!
Marielle: they better be paying you!
uuuhhhh ... pretty sure that'd make her a hooker then Marielle!
Aardvark: WOOO LET'S CELEBRATE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON! WOOOO
Matchmaker Hag: Hey look! My ball is as big as your head!
Koala: Concentrate! I need a sexy man!
Yeah my reaction was pretty similar to hers.
Koala: you actually want me to flirt with this guy?
Look miss. 20-simultaneous-lovers! You can't really afford to be picky!
Koala: Listen here buddy, we're going to flirt, dance, and kiss! It is going to be MAGICAL or I will kick you ass!
Blonde Fug: uhm .... no!
That's it Koala! Woo him with stories of your sister peeing herself!
huh ... guess it worked. what kind of crazy shit is this guy into?
oh yeah, that's sexy.
worst romance sim EVER!
Whatev, 5/20
How does if feel Aardvark? Somewhere up in sim heaven Deer is laughing her ass off!
At some point Wallaby's wife gretchen waltzed in and started shit with Marielle!
Too bad Marielle doesn't take shit from pseudo relatives!
What the fuck kind of cookbook is that!
Maid: girl on girl action eh? want me to join? yes? .... no? ok then! I'll just watch!
I tried changing her turn on's too see if we could get some non fug.
FAIL!
Whatsherface Tinker: HI! I'M CRAZY AND WEAR A HAT THAT HASN'T BEEN IN FASHION SINCE 1995!
Aardvark: Attention everyone! Captain Badass is home!
Just in time to get old too!
Marielle: Hey bitch, mind getting your tits off my husband?
I've certainly seen worse!
Old age can't change Aardvark!
Apparently it can't make him smarter either, he got food poisoning.
wtf?
Oh captain Jack! You were a good dog!
I moved him to the Wylde Memorial Cemetary with everyone else. He's next to The Doctor.
Well next time, if the food has green fumes coming from it don't eat it!
Nothing can stop the rock!
Fucking pleasure sims! She's always in the red!
yeah? Right back at ya!
Aardvark: So Koala, when are you going to pack your shit and leave?
Koala: ....uhm ....
and so she moved out to start a new life!
J/K they just went on vacation!
Will the domestic violence never stop?
Helllooo Nurse!
That was fast! Tour guide likes to watch!
this is for simplicist I was able to get some pretty pictures before the game crashed.
Hot vacationie came over. Cause I mean ... look at him!
HV: RRRAAAAAPPPPEEEE
Guess he got over it! 6/20
And this would be exactly 20 seconds before the game crashed!
Bye Bye Pretty water! I'll see you again when/if EA ever gets their shit together!
Aardvark is physically incapable of going on vacation without getting Heat Stroke!
Koala has started 'strutting' everywhere.
Koala: Good job on being hot!
We try one more time to get that damn voodoo doll!
Witch Doctor: Fix my shit and this time I promise I wont welch on the deal!
I'd be pissed about fixing some stranger's tub too!
Aardvark is still pissed about last time, he bakes toaster pastries instead.
Anger
management
now!
Witch Doctor again failed to give us the doll, so we'll just eat all his food!
And fart on his plates!
Witch Doctor: OMG here's the doll! Just GTFO!
We're not leaving yet! It's HULA TIME!
Next update will be more interesting, I promise. Thanks for reading!