Yaar! Ahoy mateys and lasses! Ye see, your Captain Misakichi has fergotten that ye be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arr... (Holds up a hook hand. Behold the wonders of a special effect budget)
Now, here's a special treat fer all ye landlubbers out there. Have at ya, with a SONG! (ARR.)
(
Works best if you look up Reliant K's 'Pirates who don't do anything' )