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I have to note that many of the house-based things are going on the house we're most likely to get. Yes, we're getting a house very soon, if my father's lawyer stops being a fuckwit and just SIGNS THE CONTRACT WE'VE BEEN ON HIS ASS ABOUT, SINCE THE ACTUAL DIVORCE everything goes well. ^_^ Ninja'd off Jime.
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(4) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(5) DVD player in bedroom (computer)
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(6) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
(7) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(8) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(9) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
(10) at least ten things from a designer store (I'm hoping things like specialty book-stores count here... (Has lots of crap from the Kinokuniya))
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(11) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(12) wealthy family members
(13) two or more family cars (Does my mom and dad's seperate cars count?)
(14) a walk-in closet or pantry
(15) a yard (A wee little yard... But still one!)
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
(16) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(17) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
(18) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
(19) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon (I'm guessing waxing counts...)
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
(20) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(21) met a celebrity (Does that a VA count?)
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(22) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(4) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(5) DVD player in bedroom (computer)
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(6) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
(7) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(8) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(9) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
(10) at least ten things from a designer store (I'm hoping things like specialty book-stores count here... (Has lots of crap from the Kinokuniya))
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(11) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(12) wealthy family members
(13) two or more family cars (Does my mom and dad's seperate cars count?)
(14) a walk-in closet or pantry
(15) a yard (A wee little yard... But still one!)
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
(16) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(17) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
(18) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
(19) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon (I'm guessing waxing counts...)
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
(20) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(21) met a celebrity (Does that a VA count?)
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(22) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast