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✓ I miss somebody right now. (I miss my grandparents, since I haven't seen them in over a year.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I'm more likely to be online or playing Animal Crossing than watching TV. (But the shows I watch, I practically watch religiously.))
✓ I own lots of books. (I'd say so, at least... It's more than a bookshelf full, and only a small portion is like manga or school-books.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Glasses, actually. Because sticking piece of plastic into my eyes do not appeal to me. And Lasik... Well, makes me think of those sci-fi movies with rayguns.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Harvert Moon REPRESENT! (Gang-symbol, with bancho-tough-guy face))
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (... And this has been your Misa-based TMI for the Day. (But I have seen some porn movies. Mostly things Tom shows me, for the squick factor.))
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes? Try "Whenever I get Agitated". You should see me spill something. Then I unleash a flurry of "GRAH SON OF A WHORE!"-type freakouts.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I'd say so, at least. I'm more outgoing than I used to be. Also, I'm trying to take responsibilty for myself, and do things that I want to. (It's part of the reason why I changed schools, and suddenly started using my journal again.))
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (What? I have a Swiss Army Knife in my purse! And it's handy too, especially when I want to cut that tough plastic-y wrap.)
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Whee, that's fun... Sometimes, I feel like I'm too annoying, or that no one really likes me but just tolerate me.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Only to get rid of the stretch marks. I am the amazing Tiger-Woman, thanks to these things! D:)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Who doesn't? And I need money for Otakon like woah.)
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Most of the time, if I'm excited I'm close to incomprehensible. D:)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Anyone who says "Yes" to this one LIES.)
✓ I have long hair. (Been growing it out for some time... And I look better with long hair as well. :D)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (His name is Josh. He's my younger brother, who lives with my father. Also, he's autistic.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (Besides the giant buddha belly I've got, and that's more "I need to loose about twenty pounds or so.")
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (And I'm not saying SHIT on the matter. :O)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Especially in the evenings, in which I usually go into a bad mood for absolutely no reason, usually. D: I have no idea why. Maybe the night makes me pissed off?)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Mostly to help the sex-workers with goverment-regulations and a report system for bad Johns.)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I used to have a girlfriend. ^^;;)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (I HATE talking on the phone. It's like IRL-conversations, but with no physical clues. And harder to hear people.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Things! I love things! And stuff! I need to look at things and stuff, and occasionally get some of my own!)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I love this thing. <3 It's fun to talk to other people and have them comment on my random thoughts. Also, I like visitng many communities, even if I just usually lurk.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (And I loathe the damned thing. Only feature I like is TXT messages.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Former friend of mine. He told me he loved me, in my Yearbook... And squicked me to all hell with it. I wasn't really getting along with him at that point, and he was someone that... Well, he'd be a REALLY scary boyfriend.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Hi Tom! I love you! <3 <3 <3)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Not sure if I want to have my own though, or adopt... Either way, I know I want to have some. (And I may have my own, if only to spite those creepy raw granola women who insist on how everyone should have natural birthings and breatfeed afterwards.))
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. ((Laughs derisively))
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't, in this world?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Various types of alcohol, most of which has disappointed me to all hell. D:)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. ((And, once again, you ain't getting SHIT from this one.))
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I don't think I need to go into this one...)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Candy! I like candy! And costumes! And parties! (Holiday season is the best for me. Feasts, candy, presents, and time off! <3))
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I'm in a good mood. Mmm... Sandwiches are tasty.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (I support many left-wing policies, at least (nationalized Health Care, gay marriage, taxing the rich...))
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish. ((*Laughs heartily* Yeah, my hippie-skirts and neutral-colored tees are so very PUNK.))
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I usually tilt my foot away and tie, so that the knot is on the side of the foot instead of in the middle.)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (It's a comfortable place to be, at least for now. Still, I'm trying to keep on changing.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (My feet get over-heated in shoes. It's part of the reason I like my sandals too... I can just slip them off and stand on cool tile/squishy rugs until my feet feel better.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (Well, I like turtles in general. Turtles are NEAT. :D As are frogs and other small lizards/amphibians.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Did that, at least once, when I was in grade-school. You know Yuri Otani? ... Fine, you don't. Well, I was a crybaby. (And, if you do know her, then this comment will make more sense!))
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (I want a turquiose shirt! :D I love colors that most people my age would hiss and cower from.)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (I like the Marilyn Manson cover to "Tainted Love" better than the original. In other news, I have no taste whatsoever!)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. ((Holding a towel with her feet) Natch!)
✓ I can't whistle. (I really suck with whistling! It's why my dog has learned to come to the sound of clapping instead! XD)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I rode one once, when I was a little Misa. Still don't get the appeal of them but they sure are adorable.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (And without realizing it too! Sometimes, I sit up and ask "am I asleep?" because I'm dumb like that. XD)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (And I like them like that! So, stop trying to get me into braces, mom!)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (It was on my flist though. This thing is cool! (Gives props to Amestris.))
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I'm more outgoing online. That, and being geeky and obsessive like I am is a boon online, while IRL... Not so much.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Warm and snuggly! :D)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Usually average out to... Five hours, a day. -_-)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Nor would I want to be. To be normal is... To be just ordinary. At least, when one is strange, they stick out a little bit.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Smexy! <3 <3 <3)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Also known as: being a ditz. I am TEH QUEEN AIRHEAD LOLLOROX.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (The divorce has given me one hell of a depression, among other things... And even if it wasn't that, I do have some bad problems with my attention.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (And yet I'm an atheist. I don't understand it either.)
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (At the moment? Chrno Crusade and PotC. Give me until after Otakon, then I'll probably have ten.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (D: That's where much of the money goes. That, and food. If I stopped purchasing swag and food, I will be rich! And thin too!)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Mostly because my self esteem is on the floor, thanks to the past couple of years. D: Thanks dad.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Especially comic books, manga, or factual books. Heck, most of what I watch is factual or animated. And I read faster than I watch, so I don't get impatient.)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (I like fiction too... It's just I really like facts. (And I usually go with How-To books, like bartending guides or "Worst Case Scenario"))
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings. (Used to have ear piercings, but those closed. Piercings hurt the Misa! ;_;)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Those points of time are called "my period".)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Because animals don't have the ability to be jerkfaces. Well, they can bite, but they can't bitch about your choice in clothes or boyfriend. (Well, beyond "Why do you wear pieces of cloth around yourself?" or "He is not of the pack! Why date this scum?!"))
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (No, but that will be one of my life's goals from now on.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (And I admit this on the internet! Go me!)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Usually, it's the eating. I just... Forget, sometimes. I get too into something, and don't eat.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (In the same way Edward Elric does.
WHY WOULD I WANT TO DRINK COW-BOOBIE-JUICE?!)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Well, yeah. It's less that I dislike my hair and more "I need to have a wacky wig on today.")
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (I generally like bad-ish movies and odd music. Also, I like mainstream things too, so it's a double-whammy of "What you like is SHIT."
In fact, I like (most)dubs too. So, triple-whammy! :D (In my defense, everyone in 4Kids's dubbing department should be FIRED.))
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (What's my business what someone else is doing for money? As long as they're not disfiguring children to sell them to slavery or ripping someone off, I'm okay with most money-making schemes.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Hellz yeah! And not even just to buy stock of Microsoft, on opening day! :D)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (If you say "no" to this, then either you're lying, or it's happening RIGHT NOW.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I don't really like DnD... Now, White Wolf, that's a system I can support! (Huggles her Hollowed Gothi-Loli mage))
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Who doesn't wish for something like that?)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I wish! I need more sleep... ;_;)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (D: I feel like this a LOT. It's just... I don't think I do a lot. And what I do do just... Never looks good, to me.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Then, I shall lighten my hair, grow it out past my butt, and call myself Sephiroth!)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (I want J-Pop! And I want rare songs too! T_T)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (How many questions is this, anyway?)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (I miss my grandparents, since I haven't seen them in over a year.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I'm more likely to be online or playing Animal Crossing than watching TV. (But the shows I watch, I practically watch religiously.))
✓ I own lots of books. (I'd say so, at least... It's more than a bookshelf full, and only a small portion is like manga or school-books.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Glasses, actually. Because sticking piece of plastic into my eyes do not appeal to me. And Lasik... Well, makes me think of those sci-fi movies with rayguns.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Harvert Moon REPRESENT! (Gang-symbol, with bancho-tough-guy face))
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (... And this has been your Misa-based TMI for the Day. (But I have seen some porn movies. Mostly things Tom shows me, for the squick factor.))
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes? Try "Whenever I get Agitated". You should see me spill something. Then I unleash a flurry of "GRAH SON OF A WHORE!"-type freakouts.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I'd say so, at least. I'm more outgoing than I used to be. Also, I'm trying to take responsibilty for myself, and do things that I want to. (It's part of the reason why I changed schools, and suddenly started using my journal again.))
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (What? I have a Swiss Army Knife in my purse! And it's handy too, especially when I want to cut that tough plastic-y wrap.)
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Whee, that's fun... Sometimes, I feel like I'm too annoying, or that no one really likes me but just tolerate me.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Only to get rid of the stretch marks. I am the amazing Tiger-Woman, thanks to these things! D:)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Who doesn't? And I need money for Otakon like woah.)
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Most of the time, if I'm excited I'm close to incomprehensible. D:)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Anyone who says "Yes" to this one LIES.)
✓ I have long hair. (Been growing it out for some time... And I look better with long hair as well. :D)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (His name is Josh. He's my younger brother, who lives with my father. Also, he's autistic.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (Besides the giant buddha belly I've got, and that's more "I need to loose about twenty pounds or so.")
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (And I'm not saying SHIT on the matter. :O)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Especially in the evenings, in which I usually go into a bad mood for absolutely no reason, usually. D: I have no idea why. Maybe the night makes me pissed off?)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Mostly to help the sex-workers with goverment-regulations and a report system for bad Johns.)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I used to have a girlfriend. ^^;;)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (I HATE talking on the phone. It's like IRL-conversations, but with no physical clues. And harder to hear people.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Things! I love things! And stuff! I need to look at things and stuff, and occasionally get some of my own!)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I love this thing. <3 It's fun to talk to other people and have them comment on my random thoughts. Also, I like visitng many communities, even if I just usually lurk.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (And I loathe the damned thing. Only feature I like is TXT messages.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Former friend of mine. He told me he loved me, in my Yearbook... And squicked me to all hell with it. I wasn't really getting along with him at that point, and he was someone that... Well, he'd be a REALLY scary boyfriend.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Hi Tom! I love you! <3 <3 <3)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Not sure if I want to have my own though, or adopt... Either way, I know I want to have some. (And I may have my own, if only to spite those creepy raw granola women who insist on how everyone should have natural birthings and breatfeed afterwards.))
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. ((Laughs derisively))
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't, in this world?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Various types of alcohol, most of which has disappointed me to all hell. D:)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. ((And, once again, you ain't getting SHIT from this one.))
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I don't think I need to go into this one...)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Candy! I like candy! And costumes! And parties! (Holiday season is the best for me. Feasts, candy, presents, and time off! <3))
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I'm in a good mood. Mmm... Sandwiches are tasty.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (I support many left-wing policies, at least (nationalized Health Care, gay marriage, taxing the rich...))
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish. ((*Laughs heartily* Yeah, my hippie-skirts and neutral-colored tees are so very PUNK.))
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I usually tilt my foot away and tie, so that the knot is on the side of the foot instead of in the middle.)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (It's a comfortable place to be, at least for now. Still, I'm trying to keep on changing.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (My feet get over-heated in shoes. It's part of the reason I like my sandals too... I can just slip them off and stand on cool tile/squishy rugs until my feet feel better.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (Well, I like turtles in general. Turtles are NEAT. :D As are frogs and other small lizards/amphibians.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Did that, at least once, when I was in grade-school. You know Yuri Otani? ... Fine, you don't. Well, I was a crybaby. (And, if you do know her, then this comment will make more sense!))
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (I want a turquiose shirt! :D I love colors that most people my age would hiss and cower from.)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (I like the Marilyn Manson cover to "Tainted Love" better than the original. In other news, I have no taste whatsoever!)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. ((Holding a towel with her feet) Natch!)
✓ I can't whistle. (I really suck with whistling! It's why my dog has learned to come to the sound of clapping instead! XD)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I rode one once, when I was a little Misa. Still don't get the appeal of them but they sure are adorable.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (And without realizing it too! Sometimes, I sit up and ask "am I asleep?" because I'm dumb like that. XD)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (And I like them like that! So, stop trying to get me into braces, mom!)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (It was on my flist though. This thing is cool! (Gives props to Amestris.))
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I'm more outgoing online. That, and being geeky and obsessive like I am is a boon online, while IRL... Not so much.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Warm and snuggly! :D)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Usually average out to... Five hours, a day. -_-)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Nor would I want to be. To be normal is... To be just ordinary. At least, when one is strange, they stick out a little bit.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Smexy! <3 <3 <3)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Also known as: being a ditz. I am TEH QUEEN AIRHEAD LOLLOROX.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (The divorce has given me one hell of a depression, among other things... And even if it wasn't that, I do have some bad problems with my attention.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (And yet I'm an atheist. I don't understand it either.)
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (At the moment? Chrno Crusade and PotC. Give me until after Otakon, then I'll probably have ten.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (D: That's where much of the money goes. That, and food. If I stopped purchasing swag and food, I will be rich! And thin too!)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Mostly because my self esteem is on the floor, thanks to the past couple of years. D: Thanks dad.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Especially comic books, manga, or factual books. Heck, most of what I watch is factual or animated. And I read faster than I watch, so I don't get impatient.)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (I like fiction too... It's just I really like facts. (And I usually go with How-To books, like bartending guides or "Worst Case Scenario"))
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings. (Used to have ear piercings, but those closed. Piercings hurt the Misa! ;_;)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Those points of time are called "my period".)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Because animals don't have the ability to be jerkfaces. Well, they can bite, but they can't bitch about your choice in clothes or boyfriend. (Well, beyond "Why do you wear pieces of cloth around yourself?" or "He is not of the pack! Why date this scum?!"))
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (No, but that will be one of my life's goals from now on.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (And I admit this on the internet! Go me!)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Usually, it's the eating. I just... Forget, sometimes. I get too into something, and don't eat.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (In the same way Edward Elric does.
WHY WOULD I WANT TO DRINK COW-BOOBIE-JUICE?!)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Well, yeah. It's less that I dislike my hair and more "I need to have a wacky wig on today.")
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (I generally like bad-ish movies and odd music. Also, I like mainstream things too, so it's a double-whammy of "What you like is SHIT."
In fact, I like (most)dubs too. So, triple-whammy! :D (In my defense, everyone in 4Kids's dubbing department should be FIRED.))
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (What's my business what someone else is doing for money? As long as they're not disfiguring children to sell them to slavery or ripping someone off, I'm okay with most money-making schemes.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Hellz yeah! And not even just to buy stock of Microsoft, on opening day! :D)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (If you say "no" to this, then either you're lying, or it's happening RIGHT NOW.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I don't really like DnD... Now, White Wolf, that's a system I can support! (Huggles her Hollowed Gothi-Loli mage))
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Who doesn't wish for something like that?)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I wish! I need more sleep... ;_;)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (D: I feel like this a LOT. It's just... I don't think I do a lot. And what I do do just... Never looks good, to me.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Then, I shall lighten my hair, grow it out past my butt, and call myself Sephiroth!)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (I want J-Pop! And I want rare songs too! T_T)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (How many questions is this, anyway?)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.