Comments | wundagrrl: I dunno, this made me laugh...

wundagrrl

I dunno, this made me laugh...

Nov 15, 2005 15:17

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried ( Read more... )

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brad_is_serious November 16 2005, 23:23:41 UTC

This is actually really funny

brad_is_serious November 16 2005, 23:24:30 UTC

but i think they are talking about my friend Anthony

wundagrrl November 17 2005, 00:16:55 UTC

You are probably right, I think I have seen him do at least two of these things.

mulletofjustice November 17 2005, 04:12:02 UTC

Anthony's chief export is definitely pain.

Vin Diesel vs. Chuck Norris nothingleftinme November 22 2005, 04:56:15 UTC

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with ( ... )

Re: Vin Diesel vs. Chuck Norris lukekills November 22 2005, 09:03:15 UTC

what kind of pussy only picks on kids and gets all his lame facts about himself from things written hella long ago, just like chuck norris did, on i side note, let me know about those items, on another side note let me know about that date/condom party

Re: Vin Diesel vs. Chuck Norris nothingleftinme November 22 2005, 23:40:13 UTC

I leave for Vegas tomorrow morning so I won't be able to get you anything til I come back, unless you get this and you stop by the theatre tonight. Which you should totally do since I'm in booth, so you could come upstairs and we could talk about that date/condom party. But don't tell Sal. I know he's sensitive about these things...