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I hate people who sit on the bus, but refuse to sit at the window seat, especially if there are people standing and hanging onto handgrips for dear life. i stare at them deeply. Few dare to meet my eye, prolly cos they know they're being assholes.
I also hate bratty running children who jostle you when you're scrounging for change. Urge to trip them and see broken teeth go flying is very very great, but I'm not that much of a douchebag (yet).
Things that I learned from science fiction:
1. Robot>>>>> human. It could be more human than actual people, in which case it's probably going to sacrifice itself for our unworthy simpering meat organisms OR it's just really cynical and evil, and smart to boot.
2. If you think some kind of conspiracy is going on, it probably is. Whether you're about to rebel against the United Earth Nation or maybe your wives are robots... or hey the world isn't real. It could be worse. You could be eating processed people.
3. If any machine has a big red glowing eye, IT'S EVIL, KILL IT WITH FIRE, like batman did in Heart of Steel. Thanks Stanley Kubrick, you just made me paranoid about my mac.
4. Another thing about robots. If it's male, either
a) Goofy and kind hearted.
b) An inhuman killing machine
c) Searching for the meaning of life when it has none.
5. If a robot is female, it's bound to have gigantic boobs. Sometimes inflatable at will. I mean there are exceptions like EVE in Wall-E, but come on. EVE was the pinnacle of feminine beauty in that movie.
6. Most alien planets are controlled by one leader/party and have only one major world religion. I know the "Take me to your leader" stuff is old hat, but you gotta admit, if they're so much more technologically advanced than we are, they must either have killed off all the people who disagreed or somehow learnt to get along. Hm, does that sound facist to you?
I also hate bratty running children who jostle you when you're scrounging for change. Urge to trip them and see broken teeth go flying is very very great, but I'm not that much of a douchebag (yet).
Things that I learned from science fiction:
1. Robot>>>>> human. It could be more human than actual people, in which case it's probably going to sacrifice itself for our unworthy simpering meat organisms OR it's just really cynical and evil, and smart to boot.
2. If you think some kind of conspiracy is going on, it probably is. Whether you're about to rebel against the United Earth Nation or maybe your wives are robots... or hey the world isn't real. It could be worse. You could be eating processed people.
3. If any machine has a big red glowing eye, IT'S EVIL, KILL IT WITH FIRE, like batman did in Heart of Steel. Thanks Stanley Kubrick, you just made me paranoid about my mac.
4. Another thing about robots. If it's male, either
a) Goofy and kind hearted.
b) An inhuman killing machine
c) Searching for the meaning of life when it has none.
5. If a robot is female, it's bound to have gigantic boobs. Sometimes inflatable at will. I mean there are exceptions like EVE in Wall-E, but come on. EVE was the pinnacle of feminine beauty in that movie.
6. Most alien planets are controlled by one leader/party and have only one major world religion. I know the "Take me to your leader" stuff is old hat, but you gotta admit, if they're so much more technologically advanced than we are, they must either have killed off all the people who disagreed or somehow learnt to get along. Hm, does that sound facist to you?