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OMEGLE.com is hilarious.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyyyy
You: hello
Stranger: Asl?
You: 230million/M/alpha centauri
Stranger: That's cool. Wouldn't happen to have an elixir for eternal life/youth?
You: No. It's because I'm a hyper intelligent shade of blue.
Stranger: Even like a recipe or something
Stranger: I see
Stranger: What makes you male then?
You: good question
You: the secret to eternal life is simply not to reproduce
You: eventually, if you refuse to reproduce, evolution, to ensure continued existence of your kind
You: would simply engineer immortality onto the species.
Stranger: That's mad. I'm a centaur so I'll tell my mates about this
You: :D
Stranger: I heard all you had to do was slay voldemort though? Musta been wrong
You: molest me not with such pocket calculator stuff.
Stranger: ???? Gg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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It's also a fabulous place to troll :D
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyyyy
You: hello
Stranger: Asl?
You: 230million/M/alpha centauri
Stranger: That's cool. Wouldn't happen to have an elixir for eternal life/youth?
You: No. It's because I'm a hyper intelligent shade of blue.
Stranger: Even like a recipe or something
Stranger: I see
Stranger: What makes you male then?
You: good question
You: the secret to eternal life is simply not to reproduce
You: eventually, if you refuse to reproduce, evolution, to ensure continued existence of your kind
You: would simply engineer immortality onto the species.
Stranger: That's mad. I'm a centaur so I'll tell my mates about this
You: :D
Stranger: I heard all you had to do was slay voldemort though? Musta been wrong
You: molest me not with such pocket calculator stuff.
Stranger: ???? Gg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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It's also a fabulous place to troll :D