She pissed in the suitcase
Death of a Ghost Hunter (2007)
Holy shit, what a gigantic piece of garbage.
I pretty much knew from the very moment I turned it on what a horrible, horrible pile of ultimate crap sandwiches this was going to be, but nothing can ever prepare a person for this. It's just badness, followed up by even more badness. And just when you think it's just about as bad as it can get, the crazy religious character pisses in the hobag character's suitcase. I wish I was making this up.
I wish I was making this up.
The voice-over narrative is so over the top bad, it seriously almost had me turning it off after the first five minutes. I was like, I know I watch some fucked up bad shit, but this is too much even for me. The acting. Oh sweet mother, the acting. I could remake this film, play every single part myself with varying degrees of hobagness and wigs, and do a better job than the entire cast of this criminal-level shitstorm.
The ghosts are bad. The story is... actually, the story itself would have been decent if it had been done ANY OTHER WAY. But it wasn't done any other way, was it? No. No, the production team electively allowed this shit to go down. And then a character pisses in another character's suitcase.
GOD I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP.