hey guys I really, REALLY need the practice for him now cuz oh god what am I doing? WHAT AM I DOING?

[run_smoke_check]

I don't know what the shit this place is, but I can honestly say that I am getting really fucking tired of it, because there's GODDAMN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! What the shit is this balls fucking nothingness crap? Is this purgatory

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[redrobinhood]

...

Aww, hell no.

[puts a hand in his pocket and pulls out a slightly wrinkled pack of Hi-Lites.]

Hey spaz.

[lobs it at Badou's head]

Calm down, yesh.

LMAO, ILU /also, going to hell

[run_smoke_check]

[frantically flails for the pack, fumbling with the end of his fingers before clutching it possessively to his chest and patting down his jacket with his other hand until he finds his lighter]

Oh, thank fucking GOD! Yes, YES, YES!

[sticks it in his mouth and lights it up, inhaling deeply, holding it a moment, then breathing a huge puff of smoke]

Bro, you are fucking black Jesus. I will never question my faith again.

...wow Badou. wow.

[redrobinhood]

[starrrrre]

Woah. That's Special.

[an amused smile]

Ya huh. I'm pretty sure Jesus was Jewish, dude. Better check your bible again.

He's so tactful ^^;;

[run_smoke_check]

[grins; he's hard to offend when he's got smokes]

Don't judge, man. Everyone's got their vices or some shit, right?

[takes out his cigarette and ashes it, bursting into laughter]

But you're the one steppin' up as my savior, man. I guess that makes you my personal Jesus.

lols his parents were missionaries, except this is Ghost so he can't remember that

[redrobinhood]

I don't think everyone gets homicidal about their vices. Cause if they did, the other place I'm from would be really messy really fast.

Ha, personal Jesus? huh. that sounds kinda familiar.

Well maybe I'll just say that you owe me one and leave it there. I have this weird feeling that claiming deity status is a big no no.

Awwww <3

[run_smoke_check]

[laughs again]

Maybe I'm just more badass than everyone else?

You're own~ Personal~ Jesus~

What? Does that mean I owe you fuckin' cash or something? Why can't you just take deity? Everyone wants to be a deity or some shit.

[redrobinhood]

Or crazy. Wouldn't surprise me much, there's lots of crazies back in the Sphere. Whatever, that's life I guess.

...Argh what is that? Is that a song?

[odd look.] Why you got any? Heh, naw only teasing. If I was a deity, I'd be a lame one since I don't even remember how I got here or where here is. Not Edensphere I guess. Unless I'm back in the 4th floor again. Damn. I hate that place.

[run_smoke_check]

Ahahaha~ If you think I'm crazy, you should meet my fuckin' partner-in-crime, when he's not being all silent and emo, that is.

Yeah. You've never fuckin' heard Personal Jesus? Reach out and touch faith~

Hey, who cares if you can't remember anything? If I was God, I'd be like ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES and shit. Ahahaha. It'd be like mother fuckin' Sim City, except for, you know, real.

from the future ho!

[redrobinhood]

Silent and emo, eh? I know a few guys like that. At least he's not cranky and humorless.

I dunno, it sounds sorta familiar, like I heard it on the oldies station or something. Catchy at least.

Who cares?! Its a pain in the ass! Besides, what the point of killing everyone if they all come back anyways. ...Sim City?

/also from the future~ [1/IDEK]

[run_smoke_check]

He's that too, kind of. Unless the humor's at my expense, then it's always fuckin' funny. Goddamn ferret fucking bastard.

And yeah, that's the one.

[run_smoke_check]

Sim City's like this game, and you build this city, right? And people fuckin' inhabit it, and it grows and all that shit, and it gets boring after awhile.

[run_smoke_check]

So that's when you're like, GODZILLA, MOTHER FUCKERS! SMASH! S'like when you build big ass Lego tower then smash it, except it's a computer game.

[run_smoke_check]

But yeah... Being God would be too much fuckin' work, man. Every time someone got a paper cut, they're all, WHY ME, GOD? WHY? And you're like, dude, that's your own damn fault you're too fuckin' stupid to turn a page.

DONE!

[run_smoke_check]

Ehhh... whatever, that's all bullshit anyway.

[redrobinhood]

...

[starts laughing]

And I thought Bridge talked a lot and went all over the place.

You're hilarious man.

[sticks his hand out.] I'm Ghost. Don't mock the name, its not really it but that's what I got.

[run_smoke_check]

[laughs too]

Hey, man, you asked.

I'm Badou. [takes his hand] Not your real name, huh? Is that some underground codename shit like Deep Throat?