hey guys I really, REALLY need the practice for him now cuz oh god what am I doing? WHAT AM I DOING?
I don't know what the shit this place is, but I can honestly say that I am getting really fucking tired of it, because there's GODDAMN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! What the shit is this balls fucking nothingness crap? Is this purgatory?!
Heeeeeiiiiiiine! Where the fuck is your unkillable alabaster ass? If this shit is your fault-and so you know, I'm blaming you for this. Yeah, you. You and your fucking zombie tricks and fucked up kindergarten stories, this whole business of winding up somewhere without a fucking clue sounds right up your alley. Anyway, as I was saying-
[Pulls out a pack of cigarettes from his coat pocket and flips it open. He looks inside, and his one green eye bulges.]
Oh, no fucking way!
[Throws the box to the ground, and all that comes out is a small pile of tobacco dust, before he crushes the thick paper beneath his boot.]
FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN COCKS BALLS. YOU ALL GOT ABOUT THREE MOTHER FUCKING SECONDS TO GIVE ME A GODDAMN FAG BEFORE I BLOW UP THE LOT OF YOU. I'M SERIOUS. I WILL FUCKING KNIFE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU IF SOMEONE DOESN'T GIVE ME A CIGARETTE RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW!
Heeeeeiiiiiiine! Where the fuck is your unkillable alabaster ass? If this shit is your fault-and so you know, I'm blaming you for this. Yeah, you. You and your fucking zombie tricks and fucked up kindergarten stories, this whole business of winding up somewhere without a fucking clue sounds right up your alley. Anyway, as I was saying-
[Pulls out a pack of cigarettes from his coat pocket and flips it open. He looks inside, and his one green eye bulges.]
Oh, no fucking way!
[Throws the box to the ground, and all that comes out is a small pile of tobacco dust, before he crushes the thick paper beneath his boot.]
FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN COCKS BALLS. YOU ALL GOT ABOUT THREE MOTHER FUCKING SECONDS TO GIVE ME A GODDAMN FAG BEFORE I BLOW UP THE LOT OF YOU. I'M SERIOUS. I WILL FUCKING KNIFE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU IF SOMEONE DOESN'T GIVE ME A CIGARETTE RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW!