Of First Meetings and Spare Keys

[wtfiheartkey]

Title: Of First Meetings and Spare Keys
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Krispylays (KrisxLay), ninja!Hunhan
Disclaimer: I own everything fuck you guys
Summary: Yixing meets Kris on the playground. Shit happens from then on

Comments

[uchouten]

Woah for a first fic this is really gooood

i usually avoid fics if theyre labelled as krispylays no offence but i cannot stand that name squish

Im glad i read this thoooo

Alsooooo as for your disclaimer how could you possibly own everything when they belong to me????

[wtfiheartkey]

Thank you for reading!
How can you not like the name krispylays I... I... >:
And I own everything end of story your argument is invalid

[uchouten]

I DON'T KNOW IT'S JUSt
THE FOOD NAMES
THEY ANNOY ME ;____;

you keep thinking that daaaaaalingu~

[wtfiheartkey]

buT TIS SO CUTE
bitch please I live with exo

[uchouten]

YOU CAN TRY TO CONVINCE ME BUT YOU'LL PROBABLY FAIL

you live with them? so you live in my bed??? idk man i dont think ive seen you before now

[wtfiheartkey]

I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOST EPIC PAIRING NAME IN ALL OF KPOP YOU SUCK

Omg so that's why they stuff me under the bed when the front door opens

[uchouten]

I still think "kay" and "lai" are pretty epic for kai/lay

in all seriousness there is no under my bed. its literally a queen size mattress and box spring on the floor with no frame

you must be pretty tiny if you fit thats cuuuuuuuuuuuute can i call you squishy

[wtfiheartkey]

Omg Kay and Lai I can't even

What no I'm probably older than you how can you call me squishy

[uchouten]

Omg actually?? Try me i might be older than you think

[wtfiheartkey]

I'm sixteen

[uchouten]

OMG SQUISHY YOU ARE A BABY

ADD FIVE YEARS OKAY
THATS HOW OLD I AM

[wtfiheartkey]

I HAVE A NAME.
ALSO OKAY YOURE LIKE MY UNNIE THEN I CAN BE ANNOYING AND LIKE "UNNIIIIIIE" YOU ALL DAY

[uchouten]

Pls just call me haraboji...k

Yes and your name is squishy and you shall be mine

[wtfiheartkey]

Isn't that grandfather...............
Okay fine my name is squishy and I shall be your squishy. Happy?

[uchouten]

This is nothing new I always get what I want, my squishy

And yes, yes it is

[wtfiheartkey]

Or do I call you oppa because you're a grandfather? I'm confused.