Smirnoff Legacy: Generation 3.3
Yeah, so I'm not dead. I've just been preoccupied with my new man. <3 Seeing as I have hardly any time to play anymore, I've been kicked out of the Founder Challenge for lack of updates. Heh. Anyway, here's mah update.
Last time, some stuff happened. I really don't remember so um yeah.
For Juliet, baseball is serious pelt-your-sorry-ass business.
Juliet: What? It was an accident, I swear! :DDD
Uh, Ethan. Not really sure that's a good idea.
This damn family loves water balloon fights.
MATRIX!
Falling on your ass = *plus*
While her sister and cousin play outside, poor Claire plays alone with her horsey. D:
Sex. You're doing it wrong.
Charlie is super smart.
Juliet: BOO! STUPID CATS SUCK!!!
Vince: So, do you want to play "Prison Bitch" again tonight?
I think that comment drove Kate to insanity.
Kate: No I don't want to see your penis.
Kate: If I don't want to see it, why would I want to kiss it?
Kate: No, you cannot videotape me!
Kate: You are a sick pervert!
You're a romance Sim, Kate...
Kate: Doggy style??? Now that I could get into!
There ya go.
Um, Charlie?
R.I.P. homework.
These two continue to be annoying as hell.
Seriously.
All they do is congratulate each other on being hot, have pillow fights, and tell dirty jokes to each other. It's so passive aggressive. Just screw already!!!
Uh, thank you.
Tracy: Did you know I'm married? Lol!
OH, DEEEEENIED!
Omg what a bitch! She's totally enjoying this!
Vince: It's okay, I don't need sex. A hug will do just fine! :DDD
Claire: OMG A B, WHAT GIVES?
At least you're doing better than your cousin...
He's pulling down a D average right now. Way to fail!
Yeah, I don't want to hear you bitching about your B+ on your first day.
Ethan: WAAA I'M SUCH A LOSER!!!
No social worker for you!
Playing in the bathtub=Smirnoff tradition. Except Juliet does it with a demented look on her face. A+!
Jack, I love your random emoness. <3
Kate: You should totally get with me. I'm pretty hot.
Some girl: Talk to the hand!
Crazy bitch's enjoying this.
Kate: I will kill you in your sleep.
Some girl: Heh heh! I was just kidding. I love you, I really do!
Juliet: Aw hell no. I'd rather shove my arm through this desk than dance with you.
Remember how I said Juliet was demented? Yeah, I wasn't kidding.
Claire: *iz terrified*
Unbalanced much?
This would be cute if I didn't suspect that Juliet was plotting her death or something.
Juliet: WEEEEEEEEEE!
Aiden: Who is this kid?
Vince: So I'm just laying in bed here. Gettin' kind of lonely...
Tracy: *plays*
Vince: Baby, my crotch is on fire!
Tracy: Ew, I don't want your old man train in my tunnel.
Vince: Oh yeah? Well, you're fat!
Tracy: Well you're a crappy driver!
Vince: And you suck at Nintendo!
Tracy: *something about hating a boat*
Vince: Yeah well you dance like a girl!
Tracy: I AM a girl.
Vince: Oh.
Oh no you didn't!
Tracy: Cheating is fun!
Uh oh.
JACK SMASH!
Jack: DAD, WTF???
KICK HER ASS!
Tracy: Yeah, baby! Smack me harder! :D
Jack: DON'T TOUCH ME YOU WHORE!!!
Tracy: Whore? ME???? *le gasp*
Tracy: It was all your dad's fault. He seduced me!
Jack: Are you fucking kidding me?
Jack: GET OUT!
Tracy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Juliet: My mom's a whore!
Claire: D-d-d-divorrrrrrce!
Jack: *cries for a million years*
No time to mourn, because it's Ethan's birthday!
Kate: H---happy birthday, son-*Sniffcrywail*
Aiden: Sup everybody! Hey!
Juliet: I hate myself. :DDD
Ethan: *iz a teen*
Jack: THIS PLACE IS A PIGSTY!
Kate: *bawls her eyes out over her brother's divorce*
Claire: I hate you, Grandpa.
Yeah, so... Happy Birthday, Ethan. Yeah...
Juliet: *sob*
Claire: My sister's miserable? *plus 1500*
Anyway, Ethan's pretty cute. His nose is hugeish, though.
Kate: Hey bro, how's it going?
Jack: I'VE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE!!!
Kate: That's nice. :DDD
Claire's turn.
Everyone's really excited and not at all distracted by the ripping apart of the family.
She's cute too.
STATS AND MAKEOVER TEIMS!
Ethan Smirnoff
Knowledge: Top of Adventurer Career
Neat 10
Shy 3
Active 9
Playful 9
Nice 1
Claire's purty.
Claire Smirnoff
Family-???
Sloppy 2
Outgoing 9
Lazy 2
Playful 10
Nice 3
That's all for now because that's all I've played. *iz a loser*
Last time, some stuff happened. I really don't remember so um yeah.
For Juliet, baseball is serious pelt-your-sorry-ass business.
Juliet: What? It was an accident, I swear! :DDD
Uh, Ethan. Not really sure that's a good idea.
This damn family loves water balloon fights.
MATRIX!
Falling on your ass = *plus*
While her sister and cousin play outside, poor Claire plays alone with her horsey. D:
Sex. You're doing it wrong.
Charlie is super smart.
Juliet: BOO! STUPID CATS SUCK!!!
Vince: So, do you want to play "Prison Bitch" again tonight?
I think that comment drove Kate to insanity.
Kate: No I don't want to see your penis.
Kate: If I don't want to see it, why would I want to kiss it?
Kate: No, you cannot videotape me!
Kate: You are a sick pervert!
You're a romance Sim, Kate...
Kate: Doggy style??? Now that I could get into!
There ya go.
Um, Charlie?
R.I.P. homework.
These two continue to be annoying as hell.
Seriously.
All they do is congratulate each other on being hot, have pillow fights, and tell dirty jokes to each other. It's so passive aggressive. Just screw already!!!
Uh, thank you.
Tracy: Did you know I'm married? Lol!
OH, DEEEEENIED!
Omg what a bitch! She's totally enjoying this!
Vince: It's okay, I don't need sex. A hug will do just fine! :DDD
Claire: OMG A B, WHAT GIVES?
At least you're doing better than your cousin...
He's pulling down a D average right now. Way to fail!
Yeah, I don't want to hear you bitching about your B+ on your first day.
Ethan: WAAA I'M SUCH A LOSER!!!
No social worker for you!
Playing in the bathtub=Smirnoff tradition. Except Juliet does it with a demented look on her face. A+!
Jack, I love your random emoness. <3
Kate: You should totally get with me. I'm pretty hot.
Some girl: Talk to the hand!
Crazy bitch's enjoying this.
Kate: I will kill you in your sleep.
Some girl: Heh heh! I was just kidding. I love you, I really do!
Juliet: Aw hell no. I'd rather shove my arm through this desk than dance with you.
Remember how I said Juliet was demented? Yeah, I wasn't kidding.
Claire: *iz terrified*
Unbalanced much?
This would be cute if I didn't suspect that Juliet was plotting her death or something.
Juliet: WEEEEEEEEEE!
Aiden: Who is this kid?
Vince: So I'm just laying in bed here. Gettin' kind of lonely...
Tracy: *plays*
Vince: Baby, my crotch is on fire!
Tracy: Ew, I don't want your old man train in my tunnel.
Vince: Oh yeah? Well, you're fat!
Tracy: Well you're a crappy driver!
Vince: And you suck at Nintendo!
Tracy: *something about hating a boat*
Vince: Yeah well you dance like a girl!
Tracy: I AM a girl.
Vince: Oh.
Oh no you didn't!
Tracy: Cheating is fun!
Uh oh.
JACK SMASH!
Jack: DAD, WTF???
KICK HER ASS!
Tracy: Yeah, baby! Smack me harder! :D
Jack: DON'T TOUCH ME YOU WHORE!!!
Tracy: Whore? ME???? *le gasp*
Tracy: It was all your dad's fault. He seduced me!
Jack: Are you fucking kidding me?
Jack: GET OUT!
Tracy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Juliet: My mom's a whore!
Claire: D-d-d-divorrrrrrce!
Jack: *cries for a million years*
No time to mourn, because it's Ethan's birthday!
Kate: H---happy birthday, son-*Sniffcrywail*
Aiden: Sup everybody! Hey!
Juliet: I hate myself. :DDD
Ethan: *iz a teen*
Jack: THIS PLACE IS A PIGSTY!
Kate: *bawls her eyes out over her brother's divorce*
Claire: I hate you, Grandpa.
Yeah, so... Happy Birthday, Ethan. Yeah...
Juliet: *sob*
Claire: My sister's miserable? *plus 1500*
Anyway, Ethan's pretty cute. His nose is hugeish, though.
Kate: Hey bro, how's it going?
Jack: I'VE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE!!!
Kate: That's nice. :DDD
Claire's turn.
Everyone's really excited and not at all distracted by the ripping apart of the family.
She's cute too.
STATS AND MAKEOVER TEIMS!
Ethan Smirnoff
Knowledge: Top of Adventurer Career
Neat 10
Shy 3
Active 9
Playful 9
Nice 1
Claire's purty.
Claire Smirnoff
Family-???
Sloppy 2
Outgoing 9
Lazy 2
Playful 10
Nice 3
That's all for now because that's all I've played. *iz a loser*