Smirnoff Legacy: Generation 4.3: wtf

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Smirnoff Legacy: Generation 4.3

Sep 14, 2008 15:15

Last time, Alex and Jacob grew into teens. Jacob's upper lip disappeared and Alex became a psychotic, destructive, raging bitch. Jack and Kate (gen 2 heirs) died.

So we join generation 4 at uni.

Alex. Where did her hair go?

Ah, much better.

I see Jacob's upper lip has returned. Exxxcellent...

He's pretty hot.

And we can't forget he has the elf ears of loooove.

This is Christa. She stared at Alex for a long time. Yay stalkers!

This dormie is Melissa. She looks like a slightly cuter version of Sandy Bruty, y/y?

Jacob immediately puts the moves on her. They have 3 bolts or something.

Alex: YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE AND YOU SMELL LIKE FISH!
Carrot Top: OMG THANK YOU!

Already making friends I see?

This is the weirdest dorm. Everyone hands out on the lawn all the time. O__o

Alex does not appreciate people that don't have ambition. Never mind she hasn't picked her own major yet.

Stuart here finds random bitchiness highly attractive.

I'm not used to my Sims being such pimps. Usually everyone hates them.

Great way to make a first impression, Jacob!

Alex: How about a nice sensual relaxing back rub?
Jacob: Hell naw, I ain't into incest!

I changed her hair. I need to see 100% of her bitch face.

She's all class, that Alex.

You do know there are things called showers in this dorm?

So much for the "no incest" thing. He looks a little too excited about it for my taste.

Shit. Please don't tell me you plan to be like your mother.

AW!

CREEPER!

I'm glad you enjoy her naked form. Now GTFO!

Jacob: I'm so excited! I'm about to meet the GIRL OF MY DREAMS!!

Or not.

Jacob: It hurts so BAAAAD!!!!

It's okay. Random makeout girl will make it all better.

College: Where the pretty people are.

Alex: Yeah, so you just aim right here.

Stuart: That dirty talk made me fall in love with her. I hate myself so much.

And Alex becomes the first to whore it up in Uni.

Alex: Sexing helps my grade! :D

Jacob needs adult diapers.

Jacob: NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

Alex: OOPSIE! :DDD

Jacob has found Jesus.

Jacob: WHY DID YOU ALLOW ME TO PEE MYSELF, GOD? WRRRRRYYYYY?

I think Jacob is stalking this guy. He's always like "LET'S HAVE A WATER BALLOON FIGHT!" Carrot Top isn't interested.

Not you too!

I have no idea what's going on here. One minute they're having a water balloon fight and the next minute Alex is beating the shit out of her. Not that that's unusual for Alex.

Christa: WAAAAAAAAA!!!
Alex: Must. Not. Urinate.

Alex: BITCH ARE YOU CRYING?

Toilets. You have them.

At least she cleans up after herself.

Alex: I can't believe I pissed myself. *sniff*

Alex: It's so TRAGIC!!!

She cried 6 times in a row over pissing herself. 6. I counted.

...

Carrot Top: Hey there Alex! How you doing?

Alex: Is there an ugly redhead behind me?

Alex: I'm too fucking special to talk to you.

She's ~special~ all right.

Jacob: I think my sister's on drugs.

Claire's old boyfriend is LEGEND.

Alex: Hey cheerleader! You know what would be cool? If you died.

Alex: How dare you, my BOYFRIEND, try to make out with me!

Alex: DON'T EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!

Stuart Didn't we like just have sex?

Alex: I SAID DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FREAK!

This is apparently a stressful situation for Alex. And her bladder.

Alex: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH STUART! :DDD

Alex: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME!

LMAO. She's totally lost it.

She kissed him. SHE kissed HIM.

Alex: RAAAAAPE!!!

I feel your pain, man.

Alex: If you touch me again I will call the fucking cops!

Seconds later...

Well, I can see why Stuart puts up with her. At least he gets laid.

JACOB! Fraternizing with the enemy??

Jacob is a P.I.M.P.

Doing homework in your lingerie? A+ !

Christa: Haha I kissed your brother!

Did you expect anything less from my girl? <3

Christa: Shake it off, shake it off.

Alex, WTF

LMAO! Cute.

And again.

Oh, Alex.

More proof that Alex is fucking insane. She does her homework autonomously.

Christa needs to quit while she's behind.

And then Alex slaps her again for good measure.

Alex: Smacking bitches is FUN! :DDD

Llama: RA RA REE, KICK HER IN THE KNEE! RA RA RASS KICK HER IN THE ASS!

Ah, crap. I'll never hear the end of this.

Alex: Why are you so MEEEEEN? D:

Alex: Wait. I WILL KILL HER! *gets angry face on*

Bipolar. She is soooo bipolar.

Well hello ACR!

Melissa: That was great. Well, gotta go. :D
Jacob: *snore*

Alex: I'M NOT POPULAR!!!

Gee, I wonder why that is.

Stuart: Lovely night, isn't it?
Alex: *sob*

Lovely nights make Alex sad.

So Alex left to take a shower and Stuart just stood there by the window.

Stuart: SEX TEIM NAO?

Melissa: Soo... Threesome?
Alex: I'LL BRING THE LUBE!

Stuart: KICK ASS!

Dayum, again? She came back in the morning for more, I guess.

Melissa: Well, thanks for the sex! See ya later!

Pretty! Too bad he has blue eyes. I swear everyone in this neighboorhood has blue eyes.

Jacob: EXCUUSE ME! I didn't sign up for this love shit!

So Jacob asked Carrot Top to have a water balloon fight and he said no. Then Jacob told him a bad joke. Now Carrot Top wants to kick his ass.

OK, when did you piss yourself this time? *sigh*

Carrot Top is ANGRY.

Jacob:My sister's boobs don't make me feel better. D:

Jacob:Smacking bitches doesn't make me feel better either. DDD:

To clarify, Jacob is getting smacked and the ball of dust is Alex and Christa. Say it with me: JERRY! JERRY!

Carrot Top: While you're down there...

The Smirnoffs kick ASS!

What the hell is your problem now?

HAY DER UNEDITED PICTURE!

/Fail

I think the score is like Alex: 8726253535 Christa: 1

I know people say their sims are full of fail, but these two really are. They piss themselves constantly, pass out, get beat up by random dormies. Seriously.